I know strange rite... my son is still trying

one way to keep him busy

I c why u r single (just kidding)

TAKE A SHORT BREAK AND TRY THIS OUT!!!
>
>How Smart Is Your Right Foot?
>TRY THIS NOW!
>
>This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep
>trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot.
>But you can't!!!
>
>1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make
>clockwise circles with it.
>
>2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right
>hand. Your foot will change direction!!!
>
>I told you so... And there is nothing you can do about it. Make sure you
>pass this on to your friends... They won't be able to believe it
>either!!!

u will b ok

13?

4. i would just give you a hug
5. i would hold your hand

Body: This is fun to do. Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each "offense" and add up your total fine. Title your bulletin "My Bail is $........" You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $20

Did acid -- $20

Ever had sex at church -- $50

Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $20

Had sex with someone on JSH -- $1,000.00

Had sex for money -- $50

Vandalized something -- $500

Had sex on your parents' bed -- $50

Beat up someone -- $50

Been jumped -- $10

Crossed dressed -- $50

Given money to stripper -- $20

Been in love with a stripper -- $50

Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$100

Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $50

Ever drive drunk -- $20

Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $30

Used toys while having sex -- $30

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $100

Went skinny dipping -- $50

Had sex in a pool -- $20

Kissed someone of the same sex -- $50

Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $200

Cheated on your significant other -- $100

Masturbated -- $50

Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$300

Done oral -- $50

Got oral -- $5

Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

Stole something -- $10

Had sex with someone in jail -- $50

Made a nasty home video -- $50

Had a threesome -- $100

Had sex in the wild -- $20

Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $50

Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $50

Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $100

Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $20

Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $20

Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $20

Went streaking -- $50

Went streaking in broad daylight -- $50

Been arrested -- $100

Spent time in jail -- $500

Peed in the pool -- $20

Played spin the bottle -- $20

Done something you regret -- $100.00

Had sex with your best friend >-- $500.00

Had sex with someone you work with at work --$50

Had anal sex -- $50

Lied to your mate -- $5

Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $20

O. K , now tally up your answers but don't put your amount in the spots leave them the way they are, ...... In the subject of your post put "My Bail Is... (your total)"

2. i would kiss you on the cheek
3. i would kiss you on your forehead
4. i would just give you a hug

any1 up for another round???


"Spin The Bottle"

ALL U HAVE TO DO IS POST WHAT U WOULD DO WITH THE PERSON ABOVE U....



1. i would smack ur ass
2. i would kiss you on the cheek
3. i would kiss you on your forehead
4. i would just give you a hug
5. i would hold your hand
6. i would kiss you on the lips
7. i would make out with you
8. i would make love to you
9. i want to go out with you ... seriously
10. Rub your back..tell u its ok
11. hit u with a baseball bat
12. give u a hi-5

good ones!!!!

Ponderisms


Can you cry under water?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?



How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?



Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?



If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?



Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?



Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?



Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.



Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?



Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?



If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?



Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?



If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?





If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?



If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?



If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Do the A alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?



Why did you just t try singing the two songs above?



Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?



Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?



Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

I agree also...

Is he the father of all three of ur boys?

in regards to the addicts... u can always just be cordial and not friendly to them... there is a fine line... I work very close to a rehab ctr... I know what u mean... just be firm...

I think u know the answer deep within ur heart.... when u feel ur ready u will do what is right for u and for ur son... Good luck...

I do believe they plan to borrow the money from China at least that is what I heard on CNN... not sure if it is true.. just stating what I heard...

This was emailed to me yesterday... I thought it fit ur quote nicely and thought I would share it again...

Have a wonderful day!!!


Today we have higher buildings and wider highways, but shorter temperaments and narrower points of view.

We spend more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses, but smaller families. We have more compromises, but less time. We have more knowledge, but less judgment. We have more medicines, but less health.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk much, we love only a little, and we hate too much.

We reached the moon and came back, but we find it troublesome to cross our own street and meet our neighbors. We have conquered the outer space, but not our inner space.

We have higher income, but less morals… These are times with more liberty, but less joy… With much more food, but less nutrition…

These are days in which two salaries come home, but divorces increase. These are times of finer houses, but more broken homes.

That’s why I propose that as of today -- You do not keep anything for a special occasion, because every day that you live is a special occasion. Search for knowledge, read more, sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to the needs. Pass more time with your family, eat your favorite food, visit the place you love. Life is a chain of moments of enjoyment; it isn’t only survival.

Use your crystal goblets. Do not save your best perfume… use it every time you feel you want it. Take out from your vocabulary phrases like, “one of these days” and “someday”. Let’s write that letter we thought of writing “one of these days…”

Let’s tell our families and friends how much we love them. Never pass up a chance at adding laughter and joy to your life. Every day, hour, and minute are special… Because you never know if it will be your last…

If you’re too busy to take some minutes to share this message with someone you love, and you tell yourself that you will share it “one of these days”… “one of these days” can be very far away, and you may not be there to see it…