if u r asking btween choosing a man w/ money or a man w/o I would say the man with...

take no sh_ _ then walk away

I know this makes no sense, but hope against all hope is better than no hope at all. Against all rationality, here goes, this better work... miracle???? Revised a bit !!


Its sad when people you know, become people you knew... And when you can walk right past someone that at one part in your life was a big part of your life... And how you used to be able to talk to them for hours about the little nothings in life... and now you can barely look at them... ...and all your left with is that aching feeling in your soul... Its funny how many people have posted this. Guess we're all in the same boat, missing someone.. be honest.. if you really miss someone, a friend, a love, or a family member right now... & cant get them off your mind... then repost this titled as " I miss you...".

Tell her u just don't think u r ready for that step just yet.... (leave room for the possibility), but just not now...

couln't have said it better myself

Saturday gas went up to $4.05 a gallon (NY).... not sure what it is today... but I have no choice I am close to empty....

What are the prices where u live?

any luck with the invitations

THE TEACHER APPLICANT

After being interviewed by the school administration, the teaching prospect said, "Let me see if I've got this right!



You want me to go into that room with all those kids, correct their disruptive behavior, observe them for signs of abuse, monitor their dress habits, censor their T-shirt messages, and instill in them a love for learning. You want me to check their backpacks for weapons, wage war on drugs and sexually transmitted diseases, and raise their sense of self esteem and personal pride! You want me to teach them patriotism and good citizenship, sportsmanship and fair play, and how to register to vote, balance a checkbook, and apply for a job. You want me to check their heads for lice, recognize signs of antisocial behavior, and make sure that they all pass the state exams. You also want me to provide them with an equal education regardless of their handicaps, and communicate regularly with their parents in English and Spanish by letter, telephone, newsl et ter, and ! report card. You want me to do all this with a piece of chalk, a blackboard, a bulletin board, a few books, a big smile, and a starting salary that qualifies me for food stamps!? You want me to do all this and then you tell me........ I CAN'T PRAY???????!

The Three Little Pigs - Italian Style

Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick pig and the brick pig.

One day this nasty old wolf came up to the straw pig's house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did !!!

So the straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said, "Please let me in, the wolf just blew down my house." So the stick Pig let the straw pig in.

Just then the wolf showed up and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did !!!

So the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick pig's house and said, "Let us in, let us in, the big bad wolf just blew our houses down!"
So the brick pig let them in just as the wolf showed up. The wolf said, "I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down" The straw pig and the stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and made a call.

A few minutes passed and a big, black Caddy pulls up.
Out step two massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats. These pigs come over to the wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the living crap out of him, then one of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in his mouth and fired, killing the wolf, then they got back into their Caddy and drove off

The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!!! "Who the hell were those guys?" they asked.

"Those were my cousins... the Guinea Pigs

ty...

I loved the H to O

got to love kids

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH!LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!

ty....

Ok a little off topic... but why is it that some days the number of friends change??? One day some are there and other days they have dissappeared...

I DO REMEMBER MOST OF THESE BUT HAVE NO CLUE AS TO THIS ONE HERE... ANY IDEAS ANYONE

Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Tuxedo 2-2140).

I was walking down the street when I was accosted
by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless
woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner.

I took out my wallet, got out ten dollars and asked,
'If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it
instead of dinner?'

'No I had to stop drinking years ago,' the homeless
woman told me.

'Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?'
I asked.

'No, I don't waste time shopping,' the homeless woman said.
'I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.'

'Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?'
I asked.

'Are you NUTS !' replied the homeless woman. '
I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!'

'Well,' I said, 'I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my
husband and me tonight.'

The homeless Woman was shocked. 'Won't your husband
be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I
probably smell pretty disgusting.'

I said, 'That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman
looks like after she has given up shopping,
hair appointments, and wine.'

Golden oldie memories

I am sharing this with you today because the email ends with a double dog dare to pass it on. To remember what a double dog dare is, read on. And remember that the perfect age is somewhere between old enough to know better and too young to care. How many of these do you remember?

Candy cigarettes


Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside


Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles


Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes


Blackjack, Clove, and Teaberry chewing gum


Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers


Newsreels before the movie



P.F. Fliers


Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Tuxedo 2-2140).



Party lines



Peashooters



Howdy Dowdy



Hi-Fi's


45 RPM records



78 RPM records!


Green Stamps



Metal ice cube trays with levers


Mimeograph Machines



Roller-skate keys


Cork pop guns


Drive ins



Studebakers



Washtub wringers


The Fuller Brush Man


Reel-To-Reel tape recorders


Tinkertoys


Erector Sets


Lincoln Logs


15 cent McDonald hamburgers


5 cent packs of baseball cards - with that awful pink slab of bubble gum


Penny candy


25 cent a gallon gasoline



Jiffy Pop popcorn



Do you remember a time when...

Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'?

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, 'Do Over!'?

'Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest?



Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening?


It wasn't odd to have two or three 'Best Friends'?
!

The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was 'cooties' ?



Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot?

Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute commercials for action figures?


'Oly-oly-oxen-free' made perfect sense?


Spinning around, getting dizzy, and falling down was cause for giggles?


The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team?


War was a card game?


Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle?



Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin?


Water balloons were the ultimate weapon?


If you can remember most or all of these, then you have lived!!!!!!!

Pass this on to anyone who may need a break from their 'grown-up' life . . .
I double-dog-dare-ya!

which town would that be???? near Verona??