Topic: Japanese Golf | |
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A businessman traveled to Japan to meet and play golf with a few Japanese business associates. Having nothing to do the night before his game, he decided to solicit the services of a prostitute. Later, when they were in the throes of passion, she suddenly screamed out "Kawasaki!" Not knowing the translation, he figured it meant he was performing exceptionally well, and so he kept going. Again she screamed, "Kawasaki! Kawasaki!" And again, he smiled proudly at this congratulation and continued. Finally, she shrieked "KAWASAKI!" a third time, jumped out of bed and ran from the room. "Must have been too good for her!" he thought to himself, and went to sleep contented with himself. The next day, while in the middle of his round of golf, one of his Japanese associates hit a perfect 6-iron off the tee right into the cup for a hole-in-one! Remembering his new word and wanting to impress his associates with his linguistic proficiency, the man yelled out Kawasaki!" Perplexed, the Japanese golfer turned to him and asked, "What do you mean, wrong hole?" |
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There as clean as I can get,,lmao,,,,
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LMAO!!!!!!
lol thanx 4 the laugh.... |
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I see some got the joke,,damn you telling me there only 2 brains that
like this one,,lol,,lmao |
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Lol, my ex rides a Kawasaki! Now I KNOW why he is my ex!!!!!
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note to self... get the translation before using it in
public...lol... |
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lol,,yall to damn funny
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FOUUUUUUURRRRRRR,,,oh hold on I mean KAWASAKI..lol
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Well..... it takes quite an effort to ride a kawasaki... but then you
sit and ride don't you ..... or do you lie down ? Is that the reason why they say ..... what is red and throbbing between a man's legs... is a red "honda" ... Perhaps your ex....knew his priorites too well.... but was just too active and throbbin always... you should have "flamed" the fires now and then ! Dude..... good one ! and the women and golf stuff ! PS.... Just for curiosity.... what does "harley" mean out there ! |
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Hmmmm Harly,,,let me check on that,,lol,,
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Does that mean that when you ride a KAWASAKI motorcycle, your riding the
wrong hole? |
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Yep It does cause if you ride Harly You ride all holes,,even pot
holes,,lol,,hell woman love them and so do MICHIGAN ROADS... |
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Hole in one,,
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loves2.. thanks for your jokes.. they make me
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love yall to love me to love the jokes,that love yall back,,hold on to
much love ,,lol,,im taking one back,,well not really.... |
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hmmm
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