Topic: Japanese Golf
Loves2Please's photo
Sat 03/03/07 10:16 PM

A businessman traveled to Japan to meet and play golf with a few
Japanese business associates. Having nothing to do the night before his
game, he decided to solicit the services of a prostitute.

Later, when they were in the throes of passion, she suddenly screamed
out "Kawasaki!" Not knowing the translation, he figured it meant he was
performing exceptionally well, and so he kept going.

Again she screamed, "Kawasaki! Kawasaki!" And again, he smiled proudly
at this congratulation and continued.

Finally, she shrieked "KAWASAKI!" a third time, jumped out of bed and
ran from the room. "Must have been too good for her!" he thought to
himself, and went to sleep contented with himself.

The next day, while in the middle of his round of golf, one of his
Japanese associates hit a perfect 6-iron off the tee right into the cup
for a hole-in-one! Remembering his new word and wanting to impress his
associates with his linguistic proficiency, the man yelled out
Kawasaki!"

Perplexed, the Japanese golfer turned to him and asked, "What do you
mean, wrong hole?"

Loves2Please's photo
Sat 03/03/07 10:16 PM
There as clean as I can get,,lmao,,,,

juju2680's photo
Sat 03/03/07 10:44 PM
LMAO!!!!!!
lol
thanx 4 the laugh....

Loves2Please's photo
Sun 03/04/07 09:15 AM
I see some got the joke,,damn you telling me there only 2 brains that
like this one,,lol,,lmao

theflame68's photo
Sun 03/04/07 09:43 AM
Lol, my ex rides a Kawasaki! Now I KNOW why he is my ex!!!!!

samantha198403's photo
Sun 03/04/07 09:54 AM
note to self... get the translation before using it in
public...lol...laugh

Loves2Please's photo
Sun 03/04/07 11:32 AM
lol,,yall to damn funny

Loves2Please's photo
Sun 03/04/07 05:31 PM
FOUUUUUUURRRRRRR,,,oh hold on I mean KAWASAKI..lol

barney2's photo
Sun 03/04/07 08:01 PM
Well..... it takes quite an effort to ride a kawasaki... but then you
sit and ride don't you ..... or do you lie down ?

Is that the reason why they say ..... what is red and throbbing between
a man's legs... is a red "honda" ...

Perhaps your ex....knew his priorites too well.... but was just too
active and throbbin always... you should have "flamed" the fires now and
then !

Dude..... good one ! and the women and golf stuff !

PS.... Just for curiosity.... what does "harley" mean out there !

Loves2Please's photo
Sun 03/04/07 10:31 PM
Hmmmm Harly,,,let me check on that,,lol,,

izzynavi's photo
Tue 03/06/07 06:25 AM
Does that mean that when you ride a KAWASAKI motorcycle, your riding the
wrong hole?

Loves2Please's photo
Tue 03/06/07 09:50 AM
Yep It does cause if you ride Harly You ride all holes,,even pot
holes,,lol,,hell woman love them and so do MICHIGAN ROADS...

Loves2Please's photo
Tue 03/06/07 10:58 PM
Hole in one,,

herewego's photo
Wed 03/07/07 03:25 AM
loves2.. thanks for your jokes.. they make me laugh laugh

no photo
Wed 03/07/07 07:06 AM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

Loves2Please's photo
Wed 03/07/07 09:57 AM
love yall to love me to love the jokes,that love yall back,,hold on to
much love ,,lol,,im taking one back,,well not really....

Loves2Please's photo
Thu 03/08/07 06:46 AM
hmmm