Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor of a skyscraper and
were totally plastered.
The first guy said, ''Hey, I'll bet you a million bucks that I can jump
out of this window, fly around the building, and land right here next to
you!''
Being so totally wasted, plus hearing a completely impossible bet, the
2nd guy replied, ''YOU'RE ON!''
So the first guy jumped out of the window, flew around the building, and
came right back to the same spot. ''WOW,'' screamed the 2nd guy, ''That
was incredible. Do it again!''
So the first guy jumped out of the window, flew around the building, and
landed right next to his friend. ''That is remarkable. Do it one more
time!"

''Ok,'' said the first guy, ''But if I do it again, when I come back you
have to do it."
The second man agreed, and with that, once again, the first jumped out,
flew around, and came back. ''Your turn,'' he said.

So the 2nd guy stepped up to the window. ''This is easy. He did it, so
can I!"
The much drunk second man, took a deep breath, and heaved his body out
the window. He fell straight to the ground and died instantly upon
impact. Calmly the first man walked back to the bar and ordered another
beer.
The bartender remarked, ''You sure are mean when you're drunk,
Superman!'''

I love that one!

laff everytime i read it

I love it

should have seen it coming

He should of had wings,,lol it all in the RED BULL,,lol

that was hilarious

LOL, should have guessed it was superman.

some just cant do what he does,,,,,,,,