Jim forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told
him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes
From 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Jim got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and
brought the box back into the house. She opened it and found a brand new
bathroom scale.
Jim has been missing since Friday.

OMG that was good tooo good

ROTFLMAO
V~R=

Lol, a gem by Jim.........

holly crap to damn funny

well she did get what she asked for guess she needed to be more
specific lmao

lol.. that is so great