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0 to 200 in 6 seconds
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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. |
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Heatwave
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I went to visit my brother the other day. He lives about an hour north of San Jose. It was 117 degrees. That town is so hot that when people go to hell they ask for blankets.
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Name this other tune
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Laughter in the rain by Neil Sedaka
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Name this other tune
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Strolling along country roads with my baby It starts to rain, it begins to pour Without an umbrella we're soaked to the skin I feel a shiver run up my spine I feel the warmth of her hand in mine Oo, I hear Walking hand in hand with the one I love Oo, how I love the rainy days And the happy way I feel inside After a while we run under a tree I turn to her and she kisses me There with the beat of the rain on the leaves Softly she breathes and I close my eyes Sharing our love under stormy skies Oo, I hear Walking hand in hand with the one I love Oo, how I love the rainy days And the happy way I feel inside I feel the warmth of her hand in mine Oo, I hear Walking hand in hand with the one I love Oo, how I love the rainy days And the happy way I feel inside Oo, I hear Walking hand in hand with the one I love Oo, how I love the rainy days And the happy way I feel inside |
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Name that tune
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You get a shiver in the dark
Its been raining in the park but meantime South of the river you stop and you hold everything A band is blowing dixie double four time You feel all right when you hear that music ring You step inside but you dont see too many faces Coming in out of the rain to hear the jazz go down Too much competition too many other places But not too many horns can make that sound Way on downsouth way on downsouth london town You check out guitar george he knows all the chords Mind hes strictly rhythm he doesnt want to make it cry or sing And an old guitar is all he can afford When he gets up under the lights to play his thing And harry doesnt mind if he doesnt make the scene Hes got a daytime job hes doing alright He can play honky tonk just like anything Saving it up for friday night With the " " And a crowd of young boys theyre fooling around in the corner Drunk and dressed in their best brown baggies and their platform soles They dont give a damn about any trumpet playing band It aint what they call rock and roll And the sultans played creole And then the man he steps right up to the microphone And says at last just as the time bell rings thank you goodnight now its time to go home And he makes it fast with one more thing we are the " " |
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WHERE CAN I FIND
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It looks like someone is hurting for a squirting!!!
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Should I cut my beard
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Where is Sleeping Beauty at? |
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Should I cut my beard
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Where is Sleeping Beauty at?
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Billy Idol
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How about that chick from the music video "Cradle Of Love"
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Have you ever ? part 8
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I just got sexy with myself.
JK |
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Have you ever ? part 6
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Not me. But my friend jerks off anywhere. As a matter of fact he jerks off so much that he has a 6 pack on his wrist!!!
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Ants and Women
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What do women and ants have in common?
You plug their hole and they go nuts!!! |
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Math is sexy
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What is the square root of 69?
Ate something!! |
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Got dumped?
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his butt!! |
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Topic:
i have a need
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for a fantasy with an alien and a storm trooper...have you seen any I haven't seen any but I have good news. I just saved a bundle on my auto insurance by switching over to Geico. |
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Remember, they also have soap on a rope.
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Don't Tease Me....
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How do you tease a plant?
With an ice cube!!!!! |
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Since my friend believes in reincarnation I would have to put "TO BE CONTINUED" on his tombstone.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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vive l' resistance!!!
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sacre le bleu!!!!!!
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