If I'm single... I do not have a significant other, and thus, I cannot meet a non-existant person's parents... unless you count my invisible boyfriend Dave, but his parents died in a freak toothbrush accident.

I had one with my imaginary friend that went amazingly bad...started asking me all kind of questions, have you ever done this? Ever been to jail? Ever play romantically with your pillow, or blanket? Really just too personal for me.

How about we tell our hellish date horror stories...

I’ll start with mine:

I pick this girl up who only had headshots on her profile. So I wasn’t sure if she was going to be huge or not. She looked cute in her pics and seemed really nice. She said she LOVED to kiss. So you would think she would be good at it. Well, I’ll just say that I wasn’t attracted to her when I picked her up. But I figured maybe we’d be friends, and even if not, we were going to frightfest at the amusement park. So I was going to have fun. We sat in traffic and she came over and rammed her tongue down my throat. I swear it was like a dog wagging it’s tail in my mouth. It was so bad, I wondered if I’d forgotten how to kiss or something. So we get to the park and I’ve decided I’m not interested in anything already. She we’re talking in line about how some guy she met on the computer asked her what kind of wedding she wanted on her first date. We both agreed that was crazy. So she starts asking me questions about my ex. She says “So you were engaged right?” I say yeah. She asks if I got the ring back. I told her I did. She asked what I did with it. I thought this was kind of weird. She then asked if it was white or yellow gold. I thought it was weird, but I figured, I’m never going to see her again, so I told her. She asked the shape of diamonds, again I told her because I didn’t see any reason to care. She asked if it was a 3 stone or solitaire. I must have looked at her funny, but again, I figured “what do I care if she knows?” THEN SHE ASKED IT… What size was it? I looked at her funny and said “Are you seriously asking me this?” She said “What, I want to know.” So I told her. Her response is funny as hell. “Oh, I would need at least 2 carrots. My friend works at Littman Jewelers and she let me try on a 2 carrot diamond solitaire. It costs more than some people’s cars, but I don’t care, I want one.” WOW. There was no 2nd date. She did have an email to me when I checked it next titled “Super Fun Night.” She liked me and so did her roommate, which is rare because her friends never like any of her dates. What did I think of her? What do I think my friends would think of her? WOW!!

I had one guy that came over to watch a movie... as I'm flipping thru the channel he takes MY remote out of MY hand, tells me that movie is stupid, and proceeds to change the channel. He farted on me, not once, not twice, but THREE times!! Says " I hope you don't mind I have a gas problem" I was sooooo trying to be polite, I really really was I swear lol til he tried to hump my leg like a dog in heat

I'm a jerk who likes boobies and turtles

I agree. I posted something to that effect yesterday on one of the woe is my whiny nice guy threads.

It is not bad boy vs. nice guy. It is self-confident/fun-loving/assured man vs. unsure/dull/lacking in confidence man

Or be a jerk and a nice guy, pull out her chair for her but when she goes to sit down snatch it from beneath her and laugh!!!

nah cant do that my mom brought me up rigth so its cool if im single but some do like the bad boy i will say soem like the good buy doesnt matter to me my match is out there

I'm not real crazy about a nice or not label. I don't really care that much about what people think of me as long as they talk to me and are decent.

I'm just myself and if someone doesn't like me for being that way (hopefully nice), then that's OK.

I'm happy on my own and if someone happens along who I'm OK with and who's OK with me, then that'll work.

And that's too bad.

makes the work day go by faster

well nothing is definite yet!!

There's no reason someone in a relationship needs to be in a such a flirtatious environment as JSH. I'd question my significant other' s intentions if they were on a website created simply for dating, there are plenty of other places on the web to exchange ideas and thoughts. I'd get rid of my profile for sure. If you find love and can't part ways with your dating sites, reevaluate your feelings.