it is saying that she is so blonde that she thinks she has to peel the coating off before she eats it. she doesnt know you can eat the whole thing.

that is totally kicka$$ man. i give you mad props.

i would however like to make a correction if i may. it is not penisland.com it is penisland.org becuase .com is penis land and .org is pen island

I can so picture that coming over the speaker at alaska airlines while i was on the plane to washington.

shoe store:
SPECIAL SALE!!!!BUY ONE GET ONE FREE

haha woof. i knew it

thanks uk i needed that.

does that make me an unliscensed pharmacist then?

and a peeping tom watches snatches

i took three melatonin tablets. good night.

someone help me please. i need someone to talk to. if you watchthis video it will explain how i feel. i just lost my girlfriend to my own stupidity. and ineed help. please someone help me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

?? huh

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RbdpXx-PHuM

check out this vid its kickass

im fine how are you doing.

haha i ve done a few of these.

so deep and passionate that i can make a girl orgasm with my kisses just ask rocker chick

i disagree with number nine. i have worked five shifts before.

i actually went to a play with kids and everything at the local college. it was called "its all greek to me." it was just a play that mixed a bunch of greek myths and made them funny. there was a part of the play where one of the kids had to pretend he was hiding from some women behind a statue and he dropped his mike. it actually fell off of his head. but it was one of the really good mikes that hear from far away and the whole audience heard him say "sh**". this kid was only like ten years old. then on top of that after he got his mike back on his head and the women found him behind the statue his little box where the mike is connected to fell out of his robes and then the whole audience heard him say to himself "fu**ing thing" the whole audience was shocked but the show must go on so they kept on going. after the play we all shared a little chuckle about todays children and where they learn their language from.

practice safe sex, go f**k yourself

safe sex sucks so screw someone special

proper prior planning prevents pisspoor performance

huh