There were two little boys elected to be in the school play, each having a small line to recite.
The first boy had to say,
“Oh fair maid, I have come to snatch a kiss and fill you soul with hope.”
The second boy on hearing this was to say,
“Hark, a pistol shot.”
The night of the play arrived, and the two very nervous boys, each aware that his parents was in the front row, came onto the stage.
Finally, it was time for the first boy to speak, and, being very nervous said,
“Oh fair maid, I have come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with soap.”
On hearing this, the second boy, even more upset said,
“Hark, a histol spot, a pistol sh1t, a pit shot, a pot sh1t, a sh1t pot, a sh1t slot, a cow sh1t…bullsh1t…..bollocks, I didn’t want to be in the f*ckin' play in the first place.”

lmao!!!! htat is so true lol

HAHA!!LMAO!!

i actually went to a play with kids and everything at the local college. it was called "its all greek to me." it was just a play that mixed a bunch of greek myths and made them funny. there was a part of the play where one of the kids had to pretend he was hiding from some women behind a statue and he dropped his mike. it actually fell off of his head. but it was one of the really good mikes that hear from far away and the whole audience heard him say "sh**". this kid was only like ten years old. then on top of that after he got his mike back on his head and the women found him behind the statue his little box where the mike is connected to fell out of his robes and then the whole audience heard him say to himself "fu**ing thing" the whole audience was shocked but the show must go on so they kept on going. after the play we all shared a little chuckle about todays children and where they learn their language from.

For real!!

Funny!!