it was sunday and all the citzens were gathered at the church.

all of a sudden satan himself appears to everyone and they all run terrified out of the church. everyone except one lone old man.

satan looks at the man and says "do you know who i am?!"
he says "yep, sure do."
satan replies "and you are not scared of me?"
he says "nope. but i have some questions for you. see ive been married to your sister for the past thirty-four years and ever since i put the ring on her finger she hasnt slept with me since."

thats just absolutely hilarious

thats messtup