cuz they are the wierdest pictures in the world.

did anyone try that number?

gypsy where do you get all of your pictures.

ccrzyolfool. paradise by the dashboard light is an awesome song. and even better song is id lie for you and thats the truth. also objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.

i called and she is going to be alright. thank you guys for your help. she is actually on here. she has a profile on jsh.

im not messing around

that would make me feel like i was betraying her trust tho

i have some questions tho. i am trying to talk my girlfriend into believing that this life is where she needs to be. she has taken some pain reliever pills today, (too many) she says that her stomach hurts and now she has a headache but she wont let me take her to the hospital. i need some advice anyone?

my best friend died in a car accident when she was fifteen. she was supposed to go to prom with me and she got t-boned by a van going 65 one week before the dance. i went home and i tried to kill myself but then i saw how dumb it was unfortunately it was too late and i had already hurt my self. but i am fully recovered now and i have accepted that jessie is now in heaven with a god who feels that i need to be on this earth instead of dead. i am now a believer in miracles and i feel that i need to spread the word here that god is real and he saved me from myself and showed me the way.

november 16 scorpio

at least he didnt say he bought another typewriter

i actually read that one on jokes.christiansunite.com

it was really funny

there is actually atory in a chicken soup book about kids who forge excuse letters. the teacher could always tell they were fake. so one day he got an idea. (he was an english teacher) he told all of his students that their assignment was to write out excuswe letters for different people in history. even adam and eve to god. he got so much good reports that they actually wrote a story about him. i think that was awesome.

hey that wass my joke from the eighth grade.

motevia i love you. lol

heres that number guys. (202) 456-1414. have fun.

george lopez
carlos mencia
ron "tater salad" white
will farrel
and the biggest comedian of them all

GEORGE BUSH

i was once hanging out with one of my friends and we were both high at the time. all of a sudden he says, "AHA! Ive got it." i say, "got what." and he says, "the solution to the war in iraq. we will gather a team of the most southern, most redneck guys in the whole world and we will tell them that all of the citzens of iraq are directly responsible for the death of dale earnhardt." i looked at him and said, "brilliant" and brought out a bottle of guiness.