Aw come on now that's like something a cranky geezer would say.What about Mighty Mouse or the original Superman television show?

Feel

I'm with Cat on that.... Very few 100 year olds are ambulatory and most have dementia , about the only thing that functions are your bladder and bowels ( a little to well at times)most just want to lie in bed cause they are in pain . Ah! What a life indeed! You lie in bed in some long term care home 20 hours out of 24 , only woken up for meals and diaper change , rolled around like a log every 2 hours to " reposition" to prevent decubs (aka bed sores), oh and if you lose weight your poa can decide to have a feeding tube inserted so you can lie there another year or two and they can brag Mama is 102! ( And miserable)

Lol I was at the gym today and this man who even with a mask on appeared to be at least 80, had on girl yoga tights ( they were girls not men runner tights I know the difference) shorts, and a tank top and I thought ewwwwww! Then I thought I bet that's what people think about my athletic wear choices lol, but then again who cares? It's all about if you there to work out.

Broccoli beef , I'm trying to empty my freezer out of stuff , but every time I go shopping there are great buys on chicken and steak , so been telling myself ,no your freezer to full already, I still got two lobster tails I should cook up been in there about 4 months now. But been working so many extra shifts I just want to go home and crash, instead of cook...lol

Seasons. ..... Candlebox

Yeppers, most women will appreciate you being upfront about what you want out of a "relationship".

Probably going to be neither

1 you don't look to happy in your photo , but hey least you got one.
2 you're separated , that will limit the number of women who might be interested, fer sure
3 you are interested in a intimate encounter, I'm sure eventually everyone seeking hopes that will happen , but take your time man.
3 you say you like to give massages, yeah that just another way of saying you want to get all touchy-feely .
So lots of red flags your waving there Skippy....good luck

2 salmon burgers ( plain no bun or fixings) , 1 avocado, cutting carbs. My mom had a huge avocado tree in her yard ( in fact it still there) and when those things got ripe she would have a big serving platter of them sliced up morning noon and night for us kids to eat . I disliked avocados most of my life but I like them now.

I was confused by that also

Yeah that's on my wish list also a sense of humor, looks meh......cause I dated a man who was very good looking
(lots of co-workers commented on how good looking he was ) buff body but as far as having a conversation it was like talking to a brick wall.

Uma Thurman ... Hysterical Blindness and in oh gosh can't remember ( my CRS flaring up) but Uma and John Travolta dancing... She's a good dancer

Did you say plant swap group? OMGosh! That sounds fun, I've had friends give me plants or starts and I've reciporated but a group to swap with would be supafun!

I never count my shoes , so have no idea how many I own . I think I'm afraid to know . And we to were poor ( but I never knew how poor until both my brother and sister said we were lol) , so I think that is why I have lots of clothes and shoes, and you win Freebird I thought owning a skirt , never worn , tags still on that is 20+ years old but you got me beat.. lol

Oh come on now , you're going have to be a little more original than that.and try casting your net out further

I would like a cabin in the woods with lake frontage for my sailboat

And if that don't work try Velcro or maybe zip ties

Oh yea, don't consider myself a clothes / shoe hoarder but probably am. I just packed up my summer clothes and sandals to put away for winter and was telling myself wow! If I wore a different pair of "summer shoes" every day for the 3-4 months of warm weather Oregon usually has I still would have ones not worn but I cut back on my shoe purchases, now athletic shoes that's another story lol

Yeah I've had both mine replaced lol (really) hip dysplasia is a genetic disease that runs in our family. ( Lol I know dogs get it to) But I run, lift weights , sometimes on my feet for 12 hours ,ok ok I'm tooting my own horn , I could go on but I don't want to write a book here. So thanks a plus is I'll get to visit with my sisters as they live in California and I Oregon.