I've been writing a book for the past year now a fiction novel and it's my first book it's total rubbish but hey it's my rubbish.

thing is after 27 chapters my mind has gone compeletly blank and the drive to write has let me, it's not a time issue i have loads of time on my hands but the creative juice fountain has dried up

any tips ???

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her ”Darling, would you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't"
Him: "I beg you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..."

A 13 year old boy came home all happy.
His mom asked, "what did you do at school today hunny?"
"Oh i had sex with my teacher," he said calmly.
The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home.
When the father came home the mother said distroutly and close to tears, "Go talk to your son...he had sex with his teacher today!!!!!!!!!"
The dad with the BIG grin on his face walked upstairs.
He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him.
The dad said, "son im so proud of u im going to get you that bike you have wanted."
They go out and buy the bike and the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home and the son replied,
"Nah dad my bum is still sore."

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?
She had mittens !

Clever i like it

must be on the blood

always pre cook dried pasta for about 6/7 mins wether the box tells you to or not cool it with cold water to stop it from cooking then make your lasgne

Alternativly make your own freh pasta you'll never look back

As a bloke find this one difficult to swallow

Cunnylickmesoreass

does that mean that sex comes in sections

Free health care!!!!

C aring
R emembers
A dventurous
P leasing

jealousy eats people up, did a management course a few years ago and the tutor gave me a little gem of advice

"What other people think about you is none of your concern"

think about it

and self confidence is a gift

good luck
dave

about what? important to be able to talk about it with friends.

I've been reading posts for a while now and find when you're down there's some good people to pick you up dust you off and always willing to help in anyway.

the rest are complete wacko's

Good luck

Dave

Some say the world was meant to end today.......in the words of pink floyd...is there anybody out there????

man sat on bar stool with no arms and no legs
man walks up to him and says
"got the time on ya c**k"

young girl doing so sewing with her monther stabs the needle into her finger

"owch mummy i've stabbed myself with the needle can i have some cider to put on it?"
"Cider" say the mother "who told you that"
"well" replies the young girl then she explains that the other night she was outside her big sisters bedroom door when she over heard her say to her boy friend that everytime she gets a Pr*ck she put's it in Cider.

come on good looking girl like you you can do better than that must be interested in something: star gazing, washing cars, taking your pet croc out for a walk

good looking babe

what can i say but fair play lol