A woman calls her husband into the bedroom. "Now Mike, I want you to take off my blouse!"

"Good.."

"Now I also want you to take off my Bra."

"Good..."

"Now can you take off my panties."

"Very Good! Now, don't let me catch you wearing them again!"

*chuckle*

So Once upon a time... a long, long time ago... I was spending the night at my boyfriend's house...
He had a Very Jealous DOG...
When I woke up the next morning, I had found that "Ginger" had Eaten the Crotch out of not only my Underwear... but also my Jeans!!
I was like WTF?!??!?!? And when I woke him up to show him... all he said was... WHY would you wear a pair of Jeans with the hole in the Crotch THAT big?!?! I was like... you didn't hear a WORD I just said Did You?! Your Damn DAWG ATE the Crotch of my Jeans while we were Sleeping!!!!!!!!

As a result...
I rifled thru his Dresser, and put on a pair of his briefs.
I liked them so much... that the next time I was there... I stole 2 more pairs!

what can i say but fair play lol