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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.' 'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. You drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee, he won't even taste it... Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.' It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress. The poor dear exclaimed, 'Oh, faith, bejaysus and begorrah! T'was amazin'! Just fantastic, doctor!' 'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor. 'Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was almost immediate. He jumped straight up, with a twinkle in his eye and with His pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent me drink and food flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and took me then and there passionately on the tabletop! It was stupendous, I tell you, an absolute mind blowing experience!' 'Oh! I'm glad to hear that' the doctor replied, 'Sweet jaysus, 'twas the best sex I've had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able to show me face in McDonald's again!' 
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I thought it was about putting a potato in his pants, to 'enhance that certain part of the male anatomy'
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