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What do you look for in a bear?
I mean, if you had to date a bear (grizzly or polar, I'm not bearist), what aspects would be most important to you? Clean paws? A soft coat? Sharp teeth, capable of efficiently cutting slaughtered game? |
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I'd rather date a monkey.
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id rather be single b.c if i cant find a good guy a wild animal sure wont help
and now i have this strange hunger for some buscuts and gravey 
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Toss in some crescent rolls and peanut butter and you've got yourself a deal.
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Well I happen to love the polar bears...their clean white coat drives me ummmmmmmmmmmm wild!!!!!!!!!
 
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wellllllll I suppose if I was a bear I would want one of the same species , I'm a panda I think ,,, I wouldn't like the other panda if he always had poo stuck in his furz ...um ...hugs and stuff are important so he shouldnt be smelly ...um,,, humour is good but then , laughing at me may be more then enough ....it would be nice if the bear did lil romantic things once in awhile , and shouldnt be too lazy , relaxing is nice but dont take it tooo far ..hmmm ...lol..
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Well now I have not spent a great deal of time looking for a bear to date ... but if was looking for a bear I suppose I'd look for a soft cuddle coat, confidence and strength... clean - wouldn't like him too gamey...
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*Tosses in some crescent rolls and peanut butter*
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Smiles and jumps in the oven with the rolls, got to get a tan before I hit the beach.
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how long u wanna bronze? ill set the timer
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Til I'm golden brown and just a little flaky.
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sets oven to 400 degress for 10 mins |
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the golden brown we can handle, but you have always been more than just a little flaky. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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o lord
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I blame it on the pineapple filling.
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I blame it on the hat. Who couldnt be flakey in that hat?!
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A warm, tidy, yet cozy cave......
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Well I guess if I wanted a bear - I'd go for one that wouldn't kill me and then cut me into pieces....
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if she didnt have the hat shed be another bald pale man whos flakey
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I'm working the tan thing, give me a little credit and another shot of maple syrup and jelly.
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