Thinking it was a bit annoying to be asked to do the Pulp Fiction - Jack Rabbit Slim's Twist Contest, Travolta/Thurman, two fingers across the eyes pose......

.....then reject the pic for hands in the face.

Whatever it takes to stomp out the little cyborgs I guess.

Yah that third trimester is a biooooootch!! Who wants another 3 months of someone on your gym mat (to help you breath?)?

No not realizing you are getting ripped off by a penny for your thoughts when you add your 2 cents in. As we come out of the tunnel we have tried some things that worked, some that didn't.

Are you going to permanently get rid of the do nothing accoutrement in your living room and keep the desk in there?

Finally going to do that volunteer work in Ghana no matter what?

As much as you love the energy of the Hospitality Industry, the schedule is going to have to change because you are not going to give up tucking in your kids at night (like you've been able to do this past year)?

Are you confident or brave enough to close the office for good and join the sourdough races?

What is going stick? What is not? Have you found a happy medium....holding TWO crystal balls?

SNOW ALERT
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Expecting: 0 to 85 inches of snow

Starting: Today, Tomorrow, or maybe next week BUT might not happen at all

Recommendations: Stock up on bread, milk, and toilet paper immediately and prepare for SNOWPOCALYPSE 2021 or a perfectly pleasant week.

An ostrich with head in sand leaves itself vulnerable for a kick in the arse

but.......It's a heck of a fighter with a long life span

Also has 3 stomachs yet maintains a healthy weight and can run at 70 kph

That 3rd part has nothing to do with anything, just interesting and familiar
I'm glad to see you've made the appointment.

17. I let the "C" word fly. GF at the time threw a right cross and knocked me over my own car. I still have fond feelings.

:-/ Any news yet?

but if they tell knock-knock jokes (and laugh at them)...and hate to see babies at the beach (because the little freeloaders haven't worked a day in their lives and they are on VACATION????)....and have a functioning spitoon in their home? Hate the Beatles. Love Polka and Polyester Leisure Suits.

news nuggets

Nightly Mounting

Barstow!!!! Huge McDonalds.....AND IT'S A TRAIN!

They get HOT when I generalize the entire gender as shallow
While I'm at the needy and possessive thing gets them running on all 8 cylinders.
When we're out I belittle service people too. It makes ME look really good.

Don't even wait for proof. You got this Romeo!

EDIT: Almost forgot. It's easy too when they get angry. All you have to do is firmly say, "RELAX!"

This too shall pass - A Zen Laxitive

Not sold in stores. You stay still while moving internally,
and when you think you've seen all the shite you can....remain flacid
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!!!

Senior prank day was kind of Lame so there was a group of us that had some alternative pranks.

We ended up stealing some letters from the "Rancho Viejo Police" station.

Even though it was misspelled, The "ancho Vie Police" prank made the paper.

When you come to a fork in the road, take it. - Yogi Berra

Always the last place ya look

well Hello Hell's Kitchen

The Bank Teller liked my mask.

Guess

A Reacharound is Better