Sorry about that house falling on your sister.

Like Marilyn's mole, or Lips in the Tyler Family?

I'm reminded of one of the Robin Williams' monologues in Good Will Hunting,
"That's The Good Stuff"

Unless it's birth defect or injury related, the majority of the time I prefer the before picture.

Behaviorally opinionated is ok depending. Overly judgmental or negative is a bummer.....ie....Racism and most "isms" SUCK.......I love educated sarcasm but find cynics to be lazy and lacking imagination

If someone nose whistles through the night though, no deal breaker.

Oh my goodness! I was going to post "Unforgettable" for you which Sinatra covered,
but more famously sung by Nat King Cole.

Then I started wondering about translations and this was at the top of the list.
You never told us you were an actress.

https://youtu.be/LA21BursMfI

PS- A special smile for the Whitney Houston song.

Bu özel gününde tüm mutluluklar üzerine olsun.

Happy Birthday Bu!!!!

Did you know that it has NEVER been clinically proven that monkeys have flown out of anyone's or anything's butt?

Well I have this dream that I infiltrated
"The Lesbian Nuns for the Metric System" and there is this nun with blue eyes. I can't tell anything else because of the habit (mine not hers.....it's the one that affects your vision.).

She is cracking my knuckles with a ruler. I look down and the ruler has both centimeters AND inches. I get suspicious because of how conservative I know this organization to be.

I come to find out that like the ruler, she goes both ways. I don't care about that. It's not my thing. I can barely share wine and crackers with one.

The KINKY thing is, she is actually PROTESTANT! SO......HOT!!!

Let me go talk to that Dude in the stream.
He's so smart, and darn handsome.

Was at the club same time there nurse. Want me to give away our age...
Soul II Soul, Paula Abdul, Tone Loc, Young MC, Milli Vanilli lol

My question

Is this why you find male waxing so intriguing? You finally get to see the guys dance?

It's just a sadistic witch who'll watch him get his skin stretched when she knows darn well he can just cut and shave his Marlboro Man 1970s Pornstache.

13 inches of the big wet and heavy.
Jump on it while you can and BRING PROTECTION!



I didn't see anyone handing out sunblock in the lift lines and you know how quickly this Spring stuff melts.

The misuse of the word literally figuratively makes me ill.
If you were so surprised you literally pooped your pants, the story of your surprise is lost on me. I've moved on to the logistics of clean up Dude.

how do you breath when you do that so well?

"A Tree"

-Sonny Bono

Reading a horny woman Dostoevsky when she was desiring Tolstoy. You are in the right region, but it is a matter of millimeters on the map between War and Peace.

Was laughing at...maybe the way I phrase things I don't know... misunderstandings are not cool...sometimes situation are

May Allah bless you with prosperity & success and achieve every goal in life… and May Allah bless us all with success, health, happiness, patience and strength. May all your dreams come true and may you live the life that you have always dreamed of.


just the same

Likewise

Oh, I get. So not every call to prayer with the (sorry if offensive) aerobics.

Yes..many similarities.

Praying, Fasting, etc....but because of COVID, no Pilgrimage

Are you saying maybe only 4 Pillars this year for you? :-(