Because men say stupid $#!+ without thinking about repercussions. After that I think they just mess with us with trick questions having to do with jeans, butts, and their savant memory ability.

Fishing

Fun game. Actually 2 different versions but I don't think there are enough (different) people on at one time any more to make the second version fun.

The potential of "Flooding" at times can be a p.i.t.a. caveat.

Sis off pister.
If you think you're so mucking fuch,
why don't you go in your own jackyard and back off

vop stin bolley tack boo YOUR cide of the sourt cheet sweeks.

I think you meant that you FIGURATIVELY pooped your pants.

If you were being literal, I am no longer interested in the magnitude of your surprise but rather concerned with the logistics of clean up and possible medical condition behind this rather unfortunate reaction.

What ever are you talking about Blondey?

Bragging Beach sounds like a coastal military outpost during WWII. I am sure Nude Gardening was strictly forbidden but on occasion the GI's would do it anyway to blow off steam.

Was wanting to add my 2 inches, then realized I'm not the most qualified to answer having never been with a black man.

Thinking that song got it's "H" words out of order.

The street vendors know that a little coconut milk goes a long way in making your Pad Thai a Pad Win.

I like your interpretation better than my alternative thought. Your patch. I'll bring the seeds.

Actually the orange I was thinking of was, even in this thinly veiled Freudo-Vego fantasy women are once again getting the short end of the carrot. Here I go squashing it. Once again doing more than twice the work for a fraction of the payout. I can't imagine the effort of trying to graft a zuchinni and jumping bean while I'm done in a minute with half a butternut at the other end of the garden



.......and Techno when you started to say that "circum" word it made the stem shrivel for a minute....but so true that the grower lays down the BS and usually gets water thrown at him

Hey! Leave me out of this!
However, although I am well aware this had nothing to do with me, I like the idea of being spoke of as an object and not objectively.
With all of theses enticing bikinis around... I can only HOPE that everybody boards the train to Bangkok.

Not sure about less judgemental but relatively certain that if I go through airport turnstyle sideways, I'm going to Bangkok.

I've heard that a "real" gentleman gets out of the shower to pee whether or not she is around to know the difference.

My question is, If a man gets out of the shower to pee and washes his hands before he gets back in the shower, is she still going to tell him that he is wrong?

........regardless if he makes the cover of Metro Men Magazine or not?

That works well "Blondey".

Poetic Justice

Bungee Jumping

other PJs and BJs

Lmho. The Rulebook on how to smile.




I know right. It's apparently a LOT of unnatural contortion to get an "organic" head shot with full teeth

The state of Georgia seems to be best at it with big teeth smilers like Gladys Knight, Jimmy Carter, Ray Charles, and Julia Roberts to name a few.

With the camera representing XII on the imaginary horizontal clock.....

Turn torso almost 90 degrees so (depending on "good side") L shoulder is at 11 o'clock or R shoulder is at 1 o'clock.

Turn face toward shoulder that is closest to camera so the corner of that eye is even with but does not cross the plane of your collar bone.

Now act like somebody said something super funny then close your teeth to hide your suspended tongue without letting the corners of your mouth droop.

.....now try to look natural

We have the strangest sayings in American English.

Who cares about the mental health of bat guano anyway?

When asked if they were one in the same Descartes said, "I think not,"
Then instantly disappeared.

.....and YES, Girl put your records on

Hi BU!
Just wanted to drop in and say hello and that I hope You, Pistachio, and those ^^^^^ cuties above are all well!!! (I was talking about the kittens Blondey lol but I hope you are well, too. :-)

Bu, I know you are (obviously) more of a cat person, but I Boji!!!! I wish Boji were on the nightly news here! We could use a break from all the negative stories.

Hi Beach!
Thank you for the compliment. I think. I guess it's me being Dutch and down to earth, plus I don't like political correctness. See too much of that around everywhere. I don't like in-authenticity.

I can certainly find myself in that quote!
Think Barbra Streisand... Tommy Flanagan... and the biggest example that moves me to tears as it's so sad... Jennifer Grey who was in Dirty Dancing. She had extensive plastic surgery done as she felt horribly ugly and insecure because of it. You wouldn't even recognise her anymore. And even though she's aesthetically pleasing to look at... she totally lost that unique beauty she still had in Dirty Dancing. She was gorgeous in imperfection.




Perfect examples, especially Jennifer Grey. So prefer the "before picture"!

Along the same line: The Jacksons losing their relatabilty. Michael and LaToya are obvious. A bit more subtle. although undeniably still pretty, I think Janet was absolutely gorgeous in "Rhythm Nation" days with a more full nose and a little more weight.