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Sat 05/23/09 04:02 PM
Edited by YouAndImake1 on Sat 05/23/09 04:12 PM

ya just have to laugh or tear all your hair out. This one gent wrote me and invited me to a hotel on the coast for a "weekend getaway" and when I wrote him back and said "hey aren't we at least supposed to meet for coffee first" he wrote me back and said he just wanted to be "friends" and I was the one jumping to conclusions..........yeah right.



Hmmm,
or

Easy decision for me,,,
-smirk-
I've lost enough hair...

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Sat 05/23/09 01:46 PM

I have a friend who's girlfriend spends more time with her brothers and sisters then him. He said it is like being single all over againlaugh drinker


Sounds more like a F W B

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Sat 05/23/09 01:33 PM
Edited by YouAndImake1 on Sat 05/23/09 01:34 PM
is one of the most lovable turds on Mingle?



You don't have to post it here, you can just copy and paste it in an email to them...

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Sat 05/23/09 01:25 PM

The Y chromosome shades


Holy sh*t,,,

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Sat 05/23/09 01:24 PM




What the???

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Sat 05/23/09 01:21 PM
How can one thing be so detrimental, yet irresistable at the same time...

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Sat 05/23/09 01:13 PM


should i forgive this offence from a guy i just met. i left a few bills randomly scattered on the floor. (my own fault)i mean i have tried to steal things before -who hasnt- but i dont know if i should overlook this one.

-is this stupid or what?


out my house.


I know this must appear as a stupid question here...
were you scattering a few bills on the floor somewhere out of your house?


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Sat 05/23/09 01:00 PM

Do you consider yourself a complicated person or a more easy going person?

If you think you are complicated do you think that is the reason why you can't find a person to spend the rest of your life with?

If you think you are a easy going person do you think it is the reason why relationships don't last forever?

Introduce yourself to the public and tell me your positives and negatives. Man or Female it doesn't matter to me. I am only here for idle chat and friendships. drinker


I've thought I was easy going but as of late, I've been misinterpreted a lot,,,
I must be complex...

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Sat 05/23/09 12:57 PM
Edited by YouAndImake1 on Sat 05/23/09 12:58 PM


I'm just gonna put this industial size box of tampax under the bathroom sink, lay the frilly dollies on the back of the couches, and put the love fern in the window. shades


Sea shells... sea shells gotta go on the back of the toilet.


Hey guys,,, you know how to cure this one?

get a bunch of sand, some crawdads and a couple of fish,,,
Put them in the tub,,, with the seashells,,,
Fill with water...

waving

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Sat 05/23/09 12:38 PM

^ Are you Jesus?


Are you attempting irreverence?

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Sat 05/23/09 11:33 AM

Who the heck didn't wipe their feet on the door mat provided??grumble

shades


Is that what that was, a doormat?
Hell, I thought it was a doghouse sized carpet for Rex.
Oh well, like a man he peed on it so,,, ya want it back?

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Sat 05/23/09 11:05 AM

bigsmile i like the falling sky theory better bigsmile


By all means I agree,,, would much rather have a pinecone fall on my head

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Sat 05/23/09 11:02 AM
Edited by YouAndImake1 on Sat 05/23/09 11:03 AM

I don't get it, either. I mean, if you didn't enter a lottery, how could you win? Those scammers prey on the greedy, the elderly, and the hopeful. Shame on them and may they rot in He11.


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Sat 05/23/09 10:52 AM

Well, i am gonna gather up henny penny and turkey lurkey :wink:


foxy loxy, chicken little & goosey loosey bigsmile bigsmile bigsmile



and let them know that the sky IS falling frown ohwell frown



for real drinker drinks drinker



and not just in fairy tales rofl rofl rofl




Minor glitch really. Failure to cool off some superconducting magnets caused a shutdown

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Sat 05/23/09 10:49 AM

Sure thing. It's just easier and you'll get more views of it that way. That is too cute.


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Sat 05/23/09 10:46 AM


Be sure and let me know when they start the thing up so I can put on clean underwear that day.
laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh


How ya doin' today kiddo

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Sat 05/23/09 10:45 AM


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http://video.yahoo.com/network/100284668?v=5102912&l=3774740


Thanks young lady, I forgot to set it up,,,

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Sat 05/23/09 09:59 AM
Edited by YouAndImake1 on Sat 05/23/09 10:01 AM
A miniature black hole will only consume so much then become negated

Hey, if you really want to panic people, tell them about how the malfunction caused the unpanned shutdown and scheduling.

waving

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Sat 05/23/09 09:49 AM
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Sat 05/23/09 09:33 AM





Also, if you are looking for "friends" then why the hell do you care if you are attracted to the person or not?


Has someone told you that they feel this way, or is it just an assumption on your part?


I asked one of the girls who had "friends" as her looking for.
I get it...almost as bad as people not talking to you as friends because you smoke and you are 2000 miles apart:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing:


Maybe they are just trying to avoid an awkward moment where they have to tell you it is fine being in contact on line but I don't want to meet in person say at a Mingle gathering or unexpected meeting. It is hard to to like someone as a friend and just keep it on line. Small world and things can happen to bring you together not expected. I won a free trip and had an online friend get really mad that I didn't stop buy for a visit because I knew some of their choices.
Actually, mine says I am here for friends....talking on a pc, miles and miles apart doesn't hurt anyone....but that's their problem not mine. I've just noticed some on here have some odd phobias is all.


I believe at times I'm a gynaphob
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