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Mon 05/11/09 01:31 PM
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Mon 05/11/09 01:30 PM
Friend of mine had this really cruddy apartment; we would soak a dish rag in beer and lay it on the kitchen floor over night, by morning there would be Hundreds of dead disgusting bugs.

The yeast in the beer attracts them, but the bugs breath through their legs, so they would suffocate and die.

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Sun 05/10/09 11:13 PM


<-- scammer

i am really into you and like your style. i would like to meet you but i am low on cash. could you spare 400 dollars for airfare?


HEY! You were supposed to fly in yesterday! I sent you money and my bank account number! rant

I thought you loved me! :laughing:


rofl

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Sat 05/09/09 12:34 PM
Edited by LordCole on Sat 05/09/09 12:34 PM
I used to be very involved with St. Louis Trek Fandom... ran around with the hardcore Klingons. Then I turned 21 an just started going for the hot Trek Babes and the week-end binge drinking.

Stopped going after I stopped drinking but I am huge Fan of all Trek.
I even still wear my Klingon High Council Member pin on my rags.
Guess I am Trucker Trek Scooter Trash.

So far this films is going to be a blast if anything else... (pun intended)

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Sat 05/09/09 12:15 PM

Would you sign one? Would you set one up? If you had money?

There's also living arrangement contracts, too. Would you use those?






Pre-nup is not always about cash... My family has a house, in my home town, that we have had in the family sense 1870s. The property always goes to the first born living male each generation.

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Sat 05/09/09 03:04 AM

so this guy named Charles will not stop messaging me. i have told him that i'm not interesred and i don't swing that a way!!!!! so please help me with this situation i need some advice!! anything will help!!


I do not swing that way either, but I do have an Atari 2600, we could you know... hang out, I could show you my Action Figures and play some Pac-Man...



rofl

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Fri 05/08/09 08:30 PM

*ahem*

i'd like to thank the flying spaggetti monster for His noodly goodness bigsmile

my mummy for giving birth to me those many winters ago drinker

and mr lordcole for thinking of me blushing

flowers






:thumbsup:

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Fri 05/08/09 07:02 AM
Your Helmet kitty got broke?

What happened?

The new broken kitty picture makes me laugh and feel sad at the same time...

All these emotions on the forums...

I have been wanting to reply to some topics but the Forum's Feng Shui feels off...
rofl



Sheesh, that is a load off my mind... I can continue my day.

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Sun 05/03/09 04:30 PM
Well... my semi-honest and funny answer...


I have been dating myself for a long time now... and I would really like to have softer hands, ya know those callouses are rough sometimes...


rofl

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Sun 05/03/09 03:50 PM
Do not feel bad for being Honorable and telling your friend, hate to sound cliche but "Bros before Hos"

Who knows what else this chick might'a been into, seriously she did that with friends... You may have saved your buddy some serious crotch rot.

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Sat 05/02/09 10:35 AM
:thumbsup:

I started to say nice but... wow... You just...

Yeah...

I like it, great job.


It is like reading the profile of a totally different person that looks JUST like you.

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Sat 05/02/09 10:22 AM
Yay! another Red head, woo hoo... LOL

okay,

You have some really good photos, I like the different expressions you have there.

It is good that your are able to express yourself; as shy as you are, but I would not know where to start conversation with you. (I too can be shy at times)
If you had a short list of your interests, maybe a hobby or two and a note about what your are currently into. (I.E. A book your really into or subject that you are learning)



I am not always as helpful as I would like to be.

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Sat 05/02/09 09:50 AM
Edited by LordCole on Sat 05/02/09 09:51 AM



LordCole: Total thanks, this is the kind of advice I have been asking for. ^-^ I'll make the changes and see what happens!!



Your very welcome.


Wow, look at all the people whom like manga... crazy!

I am sure you will do well.



焦らないでマイペースでいこう! あせらないでまいぺーすでいこう! 
aseranaide maipe-su de ikou!


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Sat 05/02/09 01:43 AM
Dear God,

Seriously?.... I mean, Seriously?

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Sat 05/02/09 01:12 AM
That is a pretty good question, I do not call what I have a gas problem... It is a fuel issue, I mean 6.5mpg and I have to buy 100-200 gallons at a time. I still hope I can be loved...

happy

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Fri 05/01/09 07:48 PM
Edited by LordCole on Fri 05/01/09 07:49 PM

So learn to cook or order out.


I am a very good cook, but a stove wont fit in my Freightshaker...

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Fri 05/01/09 07:19 PM

Hey where's the parsley and tomatoes! tears


rofl
Could you imagine a tomato sitting in that? much less a leaf of parsley?

ROFL

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Fri 05/01/09 07:15 PM
tell ya what helped it go down...


I am in Friona, Texas at a Beef processing plant... yay stomach

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Fri 05/01/09 07:08 PM
It is in my tummy now...*burp* maybeill

took lots of salt an pepper...

..

Remember kids this is a lot like the MREs our Soldiers are eating...

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Fri 05/01/09 07:02 PM
This is so not like it is advertised... grumble






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