I was on the road so I missed it...

The Patriotism Plan; YOU too can become tiny like Winx in a few short steps.

ACT NOW!! and we will throw in the Discombobulator 3000 guaranteed to foostigate any gimmick.


Caution: Patriotism causes mild lapses in Fireworks and Gatherings at Ballparks

You shrank!

You are so tiny in front of The Flag...

My vote is for the vernacular, the subtle differences in the language.

sometimes it makes for great communication problems.

Waddaya mean my baggage is in the boot? I didn't toss anything and stop calling me lary ...

Yes a Woman's purse is private domain in my opinion, some Women do not care while others act as though the Church has her hiding the Holy Grail in there.

I let a Woman know right off the bat, I will do ANY thing for her except go into the purse, she might think it is stupid or silly and I don't care. Not gonna happen.

I agree with pretty much everyone...for the most part.

To late you should have made your move, you didn't... Neither gender are given mind reading powers; you made no move to let her know where you wanted to be in her life, she likely assumed that your "Gentlemanly" attitude meant friends, so you are now in the friends bracket and you have to move on.

It is aggravating to see someone jump on the "Stuck-Up" band wagon, just because she does not like the way you might be looking at her, does not mean she is stuck up. It may be that she just wants space from a friend who started to ogle to much for her taste.

Beholders are scary

Cause I have another run from Ft. Collins, Colorado to Lubbock, Texas.

Ya'll are drinkin enough to keep my business rolling, My Children and I thank you.

As a Truck driver I have made it a point to, live in a small town of my own called, Drives All Over, {insert State}

Some do not get my humor, their loss

I was perv'ing yours... when I am not so tired I will read more of the details; However, I really like how you have it broke down, it leaves very little to "Trivia Night Chat"... Some poor fellow is gonna get into an IM with ya and an go "Duh...you have great pics"

LMAO


Like I said to someone in chat the other night, "don't come to my gun fight without any bullets".


Good times...

Thank You

YOU want a REALLY good tip on how your profile should NOT look?

http://mingle2.com/topic/show/212087

I was going to post the same thing, thanks.

You could go with an extender or try another cell company or just another Phone.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/cellphone/9823/

If it is your LAND line and it is a cordless, some 2.5GHz phones run right in the Freq of your Microwave and Wireless Routers. OR you have an exposed wire somewhere in your house. OR one of your Neighbor's needs to turn the Wattage back on their CB aerial.

If it is your LAND line and wired phone, you have an exposed wire somewhere in your house.

For Transport try

http://www.ridefinders.org/

UPS in Earth City is ALWAYS hiring, back breaking work and it is union. Good Bennies and the pay is decent, you can always hire on and get rides with co-workers.

LAND Shark... er I mean Avon

Absolutely!

Then again I am just a hopeless romantic..

how about a simple wave

Bama? oh