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"I like to take long walks on the beach at sunset. Clothing is optional. . . unless people can see me and arn't blind . . .and they turn around running and screaming in horror. . . then i put the robe on and sit on the beach. . .until the police arrive" 
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"I am a happy , self sufficent, fun loving , down to earth girl.Looking for someone who makes me laugh, someone who will compliment my life not complicate it. I do not like liars or drama."
Your life is wonderful. Or maybe you meant "complement"? Reading is fundamental, kids, spelling even moreso. |
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"i dont really know what to put here.. i dont even know why im here!"
That ought to pull them in -- in droves, huh? |
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"I don't know who to believe anymore you're all so full of Bulls**t."
Every now and then, I run across a profile that just SCREAMS "How is this person still single?" |
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"Back from Alaska and just enhjoying my next month of freedom...feel free to droop me a message"
I don't know why, this one just struck me as funny.... |
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"I just dont like to talk about myself, i wish they let me pass on that question.... Nope!!! .....guess I have to say more..... I am just some woman out there, who is tired of being alone"
Too bad James Michener is dead, maybe he could flesh this out a little. |
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"I'd give up on-line dating all together if given the choice!!!"
So now there is someone or something FORCING people to use dating websites!? I guess I missed that memo.... |
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"I am very intresting,attractive and honesty women.I very like life and fun.I am looking someone how will understand me, give warm and love.Of course,I will give him back.I don't like game in relations"
Ah, Olivia/Hilary, how I've missed you.... |
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"lookin for lady friends that have yahoo and cam to start and see where it goes.or early morning encounters lunch time encounters with mature lady that likes to dress sexy and tease."
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"My friend has convinced me to try this out.. i figured it couldnt be any worse than all the d-bags i meet in person!!"
See, that's where you're wrong.... |
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"Back from Alaska and just enhjoying my next month of freedom...feel free to droop me a message" I don't know why, this one just struck me as funny....  I missed that one, now I need a tissue
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"what could I say that would attract the attention of an interesting person."
That's not it, trust me. |
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Lex, please never read my profile. Or if you do, forget you ever read it.
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Lex, please never read my profile. Or if you do, forget you ever read it.
For the record, I never use profiles from this site. Well, almost never -- I think one sort of slipped in, way back at the beginning of this thing, maybe. But not officially. Probably 95% of all the profiles I use are from ONE particular site. I won't name names, let's just say it's "aquatically themed".... 
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"No matter what I write here nothing seems to really change."
Astonishing, isn't it? |
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Lex, please never read my profile. Or if you do, forget you ever read it.
For the record, I never use profiles from this site. Well, almost never -- I think one sort of slipped in, way back at the beginning of this thing, maybe. But not officially. Probably 95% of all the profiles I use are from ONE particular site. I won't name names, let's just say it's "aquatically themed"....
cool, I am not on that one.
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Oh Lord this is still some of the funniest $h!+ anywhere on the internet!
This has to be my favorite thread of any forum or BBS anywhere ever. Keep 'em coming Lex! |
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this is still active?! LOL
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Bumping this back up
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I think I found the winner for the jerk of the day!! Either that, or someone BITTER is trying to get this guy back... Check out this profile:
A little about me... This is the real me. I am not anything like my other profile states. I say I am a christian but I dont treat others nice at all. I like to exaggerate the truth on a lot of things. I am really just a man that is really insecure and that has a lot of control issues. When I am in a relationship with a woman, I expect her to not have any male friends and that I would be #1. If you do have male friends then I will probably read your emails and check your cell phone frequently because I wont trust you. Most likely we will fight ALL the time because I always have to be right. Yes, I have a kid but I only see him once a year so you wont have to worry about him interferring in our relationship. I hope if you have kids they wont either. I don't believe your kids should come first. What are you looking for in a partner? Looking for a submissive woman for marriage. I prefer someone that owns a house and has good credit because I am really tired of renting a room from this lady I live with. I'd just like to add... If we hit it off that would be great. If not, I can always do what I did to my last girlfriend and cheat on you then send you pictures of me kissing other woman to prove how happy I am. The truth is, I am so desperate to find that woman to control that I am on 7 different singles sites. I hope this site brings you to me. |
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