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The funny thing was, she posted no pic.
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But I bet she felt no need to, overly suspiscious of menfolk!?!
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I scored a high verbal on the ACT, right... Or denigrate and degrade. But that is just me with the word choice issue. 
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well i alitle bit about my self i am active , caring open honest i do like cocktails with my freinds and family but i do not go to bars and i am looking for the same thing in a man. dont contract me if you have women hanging out breast or showing there butt or showing women drunk i want so me class in a guy i not on here for you to collect me in your profile so please have decent profile thank you i do have only kid 8 yr old boy
Profession: education ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Education??? She's kidding, right? I love the use of ONE comma. Just one. Priceless, truly. do you suppose she had a few? Maybe she had a really bad class that day? lol must keep mouth shut... must not make comment... do not raise the ire of all the teachers... must not say anything... 
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"I always want to start these with something witty and charming but I can never think of anything that isn't cliche or pathetic."
Thank God, your streak is still intact. |
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"I am too tired at the moment to fill out 'My Self-Summary', but it won't let me save my changes unless I write something!"
Whatever shall you do? My, the world is just so full of insurmountable challenges.... |
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"'friends' does not mean I am looking for sex"
So I take it you want to be enemies. |
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"Looking for a man who wants to have some nice secret time with me during the day. I am looking for that person who would be able to help me out financially too."
Oh, sorry, I must have inadvertently clicked on e-prostitution.com. |
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"Wow, over 900,000 active users on this dating site and I am one of those users. With that many users the odds have to be in your favor right?"
You got an F in math, didn't you? |
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"i am a blonde woman age 36 seeking a male to be friends with and well maybe have sexually encounter with as another relationship."
Exactly. Whatever it was you just said. |
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"Let's 'fall' into each other's arms. Go ahead - giggle at the borderline lameness."
I'm giggling at the fact you consider that "borderline" lameness.... |
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"Hello everyone I am new to this online thing so bare with me."
Really, I'd have to get to know you a little better before I do that.... |
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"At this stage of the game we are all looking for the same thing."
Trust me, we're not.... |
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"I love to make things, especially with my hands. My favorite things I made are my kids."
Some sort of lifelike clay, hopefully.... |
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"I don't yet have a tattoo, even though you'd think I would."
No, I never really thought it out quite that far.... |
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Sigh... big dose of morning laughter. Thanks, Lexy.
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Sigh... big dose of morning laughter. Thanks, Lexy.
No problem. That aquatic place NEVER runs out of these....!! 
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"i want to meet a guy with good sense of humor and some 1 who will treat me like a women?"
Get back to me when you're a little more certain. |
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"MY WANTS AND NEEDS ARE FEW AND VERY SIMPLE, BUT THEY ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO ME. I'M CHANGING THIS PROFILE FOR THE LAST TIME"
We all have to go sometime. |
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