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Here's a good one I saw today...
Yes, I know I am hot stuff. I like to talk, let's talk and see what might happen. I live alone in Sac, mainly I live in the garage with all my stuff. I am interested in meeting a woman. I am not interested in meeting any transgender type women. You must be a naturally born woman. Just thought I would throw that in because I am so worldly. I am fun, funny, like to have fun, have time to have fun, all of the good things. I like to do all sorts of things. I am certain I will want to do things you like. Just thought I would throw that in because I am so congenial !! Yes, I am over 7 feet tall as it states in my profile. The weather up here is the same as down there, Shorty!! |
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for real
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Yep, that was a real profile. Could you imagine dating someone 7 ft tall? I'm 5'8 and I think I'd be a little scared...
although I'm fond of someone who's 6'6... lol |
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did this person have a pic
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Yep, and he wasn't a basketball player. lol He didn't look like he was 7' tall from a distance...
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Does anyone have a purple guitar or some purple clothing I can borrow?
 This one is kinda hot
"am also a huge fan of PRINCE and that man alone is the Ultimate example of Sexy, Passion and Sensuality...Through his music is exactly what I am all about in every way... I believe that he is the perfect man in every way, sense, shape and form...I do not care what most say or think of him...It totally does not effect me in anyway because I see what most don't in him and that is his insane style for love, passion, pleasure and style...If I ever met anyone remotely close to his style or way I would drop down and ask him to Marry Me!...lol So please if you're anything like him or believe in the same type of passion as he does....I will love you unconditionally...xox " |
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Norris for President!!
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This was an incredibly entertaining thread. It's making me rethink my profile though!
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Here's one that takes my breath away!
I AM LOOKING FOR THE RILL THANG IF YOUTHINK YOU ARE IT HIT ME UP |
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Funny stuff here!
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Tears ... TEARS of joy, I'm tellin' ya! This thread is the most entertainment I've had in weeks. *crosses fingers* Let's hope the stupidity continues!
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Here's one line from someone special..."I fake accents but only in sign language!"
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Tears ... TEARS of joy, I'm tellin' ya! This thread is the most entertainment I've had in weeks. *crosses fingers* Let's hope the stupidity continues!
Believe me, stupidity will not be eradicatd in our lifetime. |
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i had no idea that Chuck was sooo buff!
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Had to come back and find this thread... saw a nice headline on another dating site the other day. "EXCEPT ME AS I AM" Yup. Just like that. It'll be interesting to see if this resurrects this thread - or if it's buried 83 days old again the next time I log on. |
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Hey! You're still alive. Nice to see you
Since this thread was so far gone, I haven't been adding anymore winners. I'll let you know the next time I see an awesome profile. 
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Best thread ever, even better than "Would You Remove The Brain Of The Person Above You And Transplant It Into A Barn Owl?"
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I would have posted sooner, but I was recovering from the warm fuzzy feeling I got when I was perved by the someone with the profile title "Looking for Mrs. Older" ....
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From Craigslist:
"...much prefer if you lived near my area." Nowhere does the ad mention where the poster lives. 
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