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Topic: One GLORIOUS profile
Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Sat 04/05/08 11:03 AM
The following brief excerpt is one of my personal favorites: "As far as what I'm looking for there is no need to describe what seek in a man." I know I can be that guy Hell, I can be that guy. I'm sure...

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Sat 04/05/08 11:04 AM
"Hi ladies, I'm not into games or butt sex" That was the total profile..... That's nice when they lay that out right from the beginning.... Now and only now can I make an informed decision.... OH CRAP is that funny!!! Ahhh! I laughed myself sick!!

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Sat 04/05/08 11:34 AM
"Hi ladies, I'm not into games or butt sex" That was the total profile..... That's nice when they lay that out right from the beginning.... Now and only now can I make an informed decision.... OH CRAP is that funny!!! Ahhh! I laughed myself sick!! Did I really make you laugh..... i didn't think that was possible... with my fondness of Dane Cook and all....

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Sat 04/05/08 03:34 PM
Brand new, from this morning: I'm a fun loving, easy going person. I'm up for anything and like to have a good time! [That's the entire profile] (Pic of 2 girls, no indication of which she is.) Does it really matter?

sounditout Joined Mon 02/04/08 Posts: 307	Tue 04/08/08 03:36 AM
bump o rly?

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Tue 04/08/08 05:04 AM
bump o rly? ?

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Tue 04/08/08 05:07 AM
ha ha found this last night... "I'm current in scolle, just looking to hage out." hhhmmm, what scolle is this.... an acredited college no less? But I only found it because he emailed me. "Hey you sexy baby"..... Not sure if anyone has read my profile???

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Tue 04/08/08 05:09 AM
ha ha found this last night... "I'm current in scolle, just looking to hage out." hhhmmm, what scolle is this.... an acredited college no less? But I only found it because he emailed me. "Hey you sexy baby"..... Not sure if anyone has read my profile??? oh, please, make him cry!!!

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Tue 04/08/08 05:12 AM
ha ha found this last night... "I'm current in scolle, just looking to hage out." hhhmmm, what scolle is this.... an acredited college no less? But I only found it because he emailed me. "Hey you sexy baby"..... Not sure if anyone has read my profile??? oh, please, make him cry!!! I did send him an email back.... I misspelled everything.... moreso than usual... and said "I wold found u hawt if ya cauld spall like a intellgint hamam."

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Tue 04/08/08 05:15 AM
ha ha found this last night... "I'm current in scolle, just looking to hage out." hhhmmm, what scolle is this.... an acredited college no less? But I only found it because he emailed me. "Hey you sexy baby"..... Not sure if anyone has read my profile??? oh, please, make him cry!!! I did send him an email back.... I misspelled everything.... moreso than usual... and said "I wold found u hawt if ya cauld spall like a intellgint hamam." perfect.

EtherealEmbers Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 6580	Tue 04/08/08 02:42 PM
brilliant.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Tue 04/08/08 02:47 PM
Brand new, from this morning: I'm a fun loving, easy going person. I'm up for anything and like to have a good time! [That's the entire profile] (Pic of 2 girls, no indication of which she is.) Does it really matter? Well, one appears to be Russian and looks exactly like Hilary Duff....she may already have a plane ticket....

EtherealEmbers Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 6580	Tue 04/08/08 03:51 PM
Here's a couple of one-liner profiles that really make you wonder. life is too short for be serious. If you would like to know something about then email me and i will answer it. im 6 ft blond hair blue eyes have my tounge picreed. Im looking for a relationship not just one for meeting someone and moving on all the time. I am just me I dont exept anything from anyone. I am a very good nice guy.

LexFonteyne Joined Thu 12/07/06 Posts: 32131	Tue 04/08/08 04:00 PM
Here's a couple of one-liner profiles that really make you wonder. life is too short for be serious. And apparently too short for Remedial English 101, too. If you would like to know something about then email me and i will answer it. In fact, I WOULD like to know something about "then." In that particular sentence, what part of speech does "then" represent? And how does this impact on my desire to meet someone? Oh, wait, it doesn't. im 6 ft blond hair blue eyes have my tounge picreed. See what happens when you try to type with it? Im looking for a relationship not just one for meeting someone and moving on all the time. Perhaps you should consider a statue.... I am just me I dont exept anything from anyone. I am a very good nice guy. Here's a rubber ball, go play in the back yard.

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Tue 04/08/08 07:43 PM
Saw a headline on another site just this afternoon... Looking for a good heated man... Proofread people, proofread

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Tue 04/08/08 07:49 PM
Saw a headline on another site just this afternoon... Looking for a good heated man... Proofread people, proofread That was mine

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Tue 04/08/08 07:52 PM
But HC how did you turn up on a Milwaukee area search!?!?!

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Tue 04/08/08 08:14 PM
I don't know, AD, but I know I like my men preheated.

AaronzDad Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 10182	Tue 04/08/08 08:24 PM
Now THERE is an excellent idea for a profile headline!!

hikerchick Joined Sat 12/22/07 Posts: 13206	Tue 04/08/08 08:30 PM
Why thank you!