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"I really hate to add this note, but I will not respond to any messages that are not accompanied by a picture. You have seen mine, and I believe in fair play."
Because, as we all know, the internet is fanatically reciprocal about everything. |
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"I am interested in having fun and trying not to take life too serious. Looking to have some laughs along the way. Not really liking talking about myself."
Not really liking reading it either, so we're even. |
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"Hello, Im a single mom with 2 kids both boys. They are my life. I work in a vision center it is also my life (I love the eyeballs) You must have both of them."
So, I guess you wouldn't be interested in dating a pirate, then. |
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"I am a very easy going and layed back person who loves many things as well as many places."
NEXT!! (Can't even spell "laid"!) |
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"I am tall about 5 foot two inches tall with Brown to gray colored haired."
That's tall, all right. |
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"I am tall about 5 foot two inches tall with Brown to gray colored haired." That's tall, all right. Hey that's tall to me, dang it!  
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"I am tall about 5 foot two inches tall with Brown to gray colored haired." That's tall, all right. You get this off of plentyofmidgets.com? |
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"I am tall about 5 foot two inches tall with Brown to gray colored haired." That's tall, all right. You get this off of plentyofmidgets.com? Oh, I see you're familiar with that one, huh? 
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"just talk to me. :D. i swear i dont bite. i swear alot. and i DO bite. im pretty shy and quiet. it depends. not so much if we click. oh yes, and your socks? i will rock them."
Here comes the lady with the medication cart. |
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"Here's the deal........I am hot and smart and can't find a man. So here I am on a dating website. You men want honesty and no games, well look no further. I want to sit around, have some babies."
That's not how you get babies. |
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Ooohhhhh God this is STILL too damn funny! We oughta collate this and publish it in book form. Literacy optional. |
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Edited by
scoundrel
on
Fri 10/17/08 12:39 AM
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Quoting profiles of women who've recently viewed me: "<-----------no entries------------->"
It might seem odd, but still logical, if the content and context of one's profile decided the results of a Mutual Match search. The matched profiles would match, in literacy, content, etc. |
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Quoting profiles of women who've recently viewed me: "<-----------no entries------------->" It might seem odd, but still logical, if the content and context of one's profile decided the results of a Mutual Match search. The matched profiles would match, in literacy, content, etc. If there are guys whose profile consists of "I don't know what to write here," they would be SWAMPED with matches....! I would try that myself, if I wasn't so dang hung up on finding someone who can actually read.... |
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bringing this back up....
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bringing this back up.... Thank you.... "I am a good hearted girl looking for a good honest guy who will treat me good." A limited vocabulary is a terrible thing to waste. |
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"I am frequently told I am thin."
It's the not knowing for sure that drives you crazy. |
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"Tell you later about myself because I really would rather have you get to know me and figure it out that way."
By that logic, I would already know you by then, and you wouldn't have to tell me anything. Seems like I'm the one doing all the work. |
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"Wouldn't it be wonderful to have a friend/companion/lover in your life to complete a circle."
I can think of better things to do with her.... |
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"hate to type, prefer to actually do things."
Typing is doing something! |
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"I am 33, i get told i don't look like it."
That's a little vague; they might be telling you that you look 85. |
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