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Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms.
The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?'' ''No way,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''  
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Edited by
dcrdnk
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Tue 02/26/08 10:24 PM
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ((((DC)))) Waited for ya darlin....gotta head to bed  ...have a great evenin' and great day tomorrow......   sorry I missed ya lilbug  ...... I work 2nd shift  hope ta catch ya soon  
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Two ducks go on their honeymoon and stay in a hotel. As they are about to make love, the male duck says, ''Oh, we haven't got any condoms. I'll ring down to room service.'' He calls and asks for some condoms. The woman says, ''OK sir, would you like to put them on your bill?'' ''No way,'' he says, ''I'll suffocate!''
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Edited by
dcrdnk
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Tue 02/26/08 10:28 PM
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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." hey my dad was a barber can't ya tell
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  ((((((Dc)))))))
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((((((catch))))))
we're all alone in here hey ya wanna make out in the broom closet??  
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****Giggles*****
If were alone why do we need to go in the closet??? 
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cuz anyone can just pop in...
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cuz anyone can just pop in... see catch what can happen hiya Brenda Darlin' ....welcom 
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i wasnt planning on posting at first....then i just had to...
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that was a very good post Brenda
luv your wit
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Hi Brenda!
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Thank u thank u...I'll be here all week
Hey catch..whats going on? |
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Thank u thank u...I'll be here all week Hey catch..whats going on? APLAUSE ROAR of the croud ........ 
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Just cruisin & ready for bed..
how about you?? |
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Just cruisin & ready for bed.. how about you?? take me wicha , i never get ta go nowhere
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It doesn't fly too high or go too fast thou..
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It doesn't fly too high or go too fast thou.. i might get a bit high,,,, but never fast
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