The only meetin' I'm in .......... refer back to #3

always in deeeeeeeep puddin'

gotta go fis dat oatmeal now

be back in a short

.................Americans Are Wacky..................

- We will work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm.

- In the office we talk about baseball, shopping or fishing, but when we are out at the game, the mall or on the lake, we talk about business.

- We are the only people in the world who will pay $.50 to park our car while eating a $.25 sandwhich.

- We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating it.

- We run from morning to night trying to keep our earning power up with our yearning power.

- We're supposed to be the most civilized Christian nation on earth, but we still can't deliver payrolls without an armored car.

- We have more experts on marriage than any other country in the world and still have more divorces.

Well it's that time again, gotta go do the ching ching thing

Ya'll have a SAFE 1

Seee ya 2nite

hey there dc

A female computer consultant was helping a smug male set up his computer and asked him what word he would like to use as a password to log in with.

Wanting to embarrass the female, he told her to enter 'penis'.

Without blinking or saying a word, she entered the password. She then almost died laughing at the computer's response:

PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH!!!


From Chevy

Huntin' License

A man named Jed went hunting near the border of Alabama and Georgia. When he was going back to his truck, a game warden came up to him and asked him what he had in the sack.

"Three rabbits," Jed said.

The warden said, "Let me see one of those rabbits."

So Jed pulled out one of the rabbits. The warden stuck his finger in the rabbit's butthole, pulled it out, smelled it and said, "This is a Georgia rabbit."

Then the warden said, "Let me see your Georgia huntin' license."

So Jed showed him. Then the warden said, "Let me see another one of those rabbits."

So Jed pulled out another rabbit.

Then the warden stuck his finger in the rabbit's bunghole, tasted it and said, "This is a Alabama rabbit. Let me see your Alamba huntin' license."

So Jed showed them to him. Then the Warden said, "Where you from boy?"





So Jed pulled his pants down and said, "You figure it out!"

.> > > Application for Arkansas Drivers License > Last name: __________________________ > First name: (Check appropriate box)> > [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue> [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo> [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann> [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee> [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen> [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Jean> > Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)> Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure> Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right> > Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mechanic [_] Hair Dresser> > [_] Waitress [_] Unemployed [_] Dirty Politician> > Spouse's Name: __________________________> 2nd Spouse's Name: _______________________> 3rd Spouse's Name: _______________________> Lover's Name: ____________________________> 2nd Lover's Name: ________________________> > Relationship to spouse: > [_] Sister [_] Aunt [_] Brother [_] Uncle [_] Mother> [_] Son [_] Father [_] Daughter [_] Cousin [_] Pet> > Number of children living in household: ___> > Number of children living in shed: ___> > Number that are yours: ___> > Mother's Name: _______________________> Father's Name: _______________________ (If not sure,> leave blank)> > Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)> > Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home? (Check> appropriate box)> > ___ Total number of vehicles you own> ___ Number of vehicles that still crank> ___ Number of vehicles in front yard> ___ Number of vehicles in back yard> ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks> > Where you keep them firearms: > [_] truck [_] kitchen [_] bedroom [_] bathroom [_]> shed> > Model and year of your pickup: ____________ 194_> > Do you have a gun rack? > [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please> explain:___________________________> > Newspapers/magazines you read/look at pictures in: > [_] The National Enquirer [_] The Globe [_] TV Guide> > [_] Soap Opera Digest [_] Rifle and Shotgun> > ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO> ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis> ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO> > How often do you bathe: > [_] Weekly [_] Monthly [_] Not Applicable> > Color of teeth: > [_] Yellow [_] Brownish-Yellow [_] Brown [_] Black> [_] N/A [_] Teeth?> > Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: > [_] Red-Man> > How far is your home from a paved road?> [_] 1 mile [_] 2 miles [_] don't know [_]paved road

HOWDY , how doin' 2nite

whats up there dc,notta much here

nuttin' much here eithar

gonna shut down 4 tanite

u have a good nite tc

Mornin Ya'll , hope ya haven a TERRIFIC THURSDAY


Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The other had not attended college and never had much ambition.

The successful one said, "How has everything been going with you?"

"Well, one day I opened the Bible at random, and dropped my finger on a word and it was oil. So, I invested in oil, and boy, did the oil wells gush. Then another day I dropped my finger on another word and it was gold. So, I invested in gold and those mines really produced. Now, I'm as rich as Rockefeller."

The successful friend was so impressed that he rushed to his hotel, grabbed a Gideon Bible, flipped it open, and dropped his finger on a page. He opened his eyes and his finger rested on the words, "Chapter Eleven."

Morning ((((((((DC)))))))))

mornin' (((((((suz))))))