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Topic: BORED AT WORK CLUB
Myisland50 Joined Thu 07/19/07 Posts: 6517	Fri 02/08/08 06:39 AM
Morning all CFO is in the house Oh by the way, I need your expense reports by noon today. How else am I gonna embezzele your money and make sure I have a kick arse weekend?!?!?

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Fri 02/08/08 06:41 AM
Yes, thank yuo Honey you can call me Merle, no Miss please and yes I would love some coffee, cream and one sugar and thank you and these are for you Good Girl and I will be having roll call soon, that is as soon as our lovely prez decides to join us First one in for the day. Where is everyone... And where is my secretary? How can I have no messages if I was out half the day in meeting? Um...I guess I'll get the morning coffee going. Yes Miss VP. Would you like some coffee. Merle, Here's your coffee just like you asked: cream and one sugar

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Fri 02/08/08 06:42 AM
Girl you rock Morning all CFO is in the house Oh by the way, I need your expense reports by noon today. How else am I gonna embezzele your money and make sure I have a kick arse weekend?!?!?

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Fri 02/08/08 06:44 AM
Would you email me please I need to talk to you Girl you rock Morning all CFO is in the house Oh by the way, I need your expense reports by noon today. How else am I gonna embezzele your money and make sure I have a kick arse weekend?!?!?

Myisland50 Joined Thu 07/19/07 Posts: 6517	Fri 02/08/08 06:46 AM
Bad_Girl,,,as VP, I need you to address your report DIRECTLY to me I've found away to pad,,,ummmmmmmm,,I mean ADD those 4 bottles of $500 bottles of wine you ordered the other night And Might I add, if you ask for a recipt with no detail, we could recoup the dollars we stuffed down those guys g-strings Please FOLD, BEND, MUNIPULATE and DESTROY this memo Your take will be 40%

Myisland50 Joined Thu 07/19/07 Posts: 6517	Fri 02/08/08 06:47 AM
Would you email me please I need to talk to you Girl you rock Morning all CFO is in the house Oh by the way, I need your expense reports by noon today. How else am I gonna embezzele your money and make sure I have a kick arse weekend?!?!? I would,,but I'm not the right gender,,

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Fri 02/08/08 06:55 AM
Okay the email is on the wya and now I really do have a job to go to,so I will check back shortly, I am heading into DC for a meeting. Later and Lynn, please keep some kind of orer in here until the prez graces us with her presence, okay Bad_Girl,,,as VP, I need you to address your report DIRECTLY to me I've found away to pad,,,ummmmmmmm,,I mean ADD those 4 bottles of $500 bottles of wine you ordered the other night And Might I add, if you ask for a recipt with no detail, we could recoup the dollars we stuffed down those guys g-strings Please FOLD, BEND, MUNIPULATE and DESTROY this memo Your take will be 40%

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Fri 02/08/08 06:58 AM
Massage therapist made it to work today Whew

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Fri 02/08/08 06:58 AM
Massage therapist made it to work today Whew

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Fri 02/08/08 07:00 AM
Good thing young lady Massage therapist made it to work today Whew

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Fri 02/08/08 08:36 AM
Messages and coffee.... right away and I'm out of here for the weekend.

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Fri 02/08/08 08:38 AM
Good morning Prez, I am heading to DC will be back shortly and then I am outta here to have a great weekend as well. see all my peeps on Monday if not later today. Messages and coffee.... right away and I'm out of here for the weekend.

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Fri 02/08/08 08:38 AM
Messages and coffee.... right away and I'm out of here for the weekend. Here's your coffee. The secretary never showed today. I have no idea where the messages are.

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Fri 02/08/08 08:39 AM
Damn I thought you were the secretary, so she didn't show FIRE HER and find me another one. Messages and coffee.... right away and I'm out of here for the weekend. Here's your coffee. The secretary never showed today. I have no idea where the messages are.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Fri 02/08/08 08:43 AM
I am out for the rest of the weekend. Tell everyone its a short day today and see them all on monday.

Myisland50 Joined Thu 07/19/07 Posts: 6517	Fri 02/08/08 08:46 AM
tanyaann? Do you have ANY idea how much your freestyle, go have fun attitude is costing this company?!?!?!? I'm not gonna let it cut into my 5 hour lunch this afternoon however enjoy your weekend

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Fri 02/08/08 08:47 AM
Have a good weekend. I'll see ya Monday Boss Lady.

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 02/08/08 08:48 AM
Is it 5 yet???

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Fri 02/08/08 08:49 AM
Is it 5 yet??? The Prez said we're all having a half day today.

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Fri 02/08/08 08:50 AM
Sweet!! Will she call my office form me???