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I have a massage therapist. Now I need a manicurist? 
Let me see if I can find it in the budget to get you a hairdresser to help with those rollers 
Be nice now, after all she is the prez
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I'm doing my presidently duties... NOTHING 
I need to go to my real job now, so do you think you can take over for a few minutes, I will be back shortly. I'll try... I have a (real) meeting in about 20 minutes. Only a 20 minute break for you.
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I'm in...just label me as "That Guy" Chronic tardiness and absenteeism! See folks..."I told ya I never liked them there cubicals!"
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I'm doing my presidently duties... NOTHING
I need to go to my real job now, so do you think you can take over for a few minutes, I will be back shortly. I'll try... I have a (real) meeting in about 20 minutes. Only a 20 minute break for you.
Ok, I have a real meeting in two hours so I will see you when you get back |
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I want be the naughty mail boy; who makes special deliveries to all the female top executives.
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I'm in...just label me as "That Guy" Chronic tardiness and absenteeism! See folks..."I told ya I never liked them there cubicals!" You sir on are what we call a PIP, straighten up ok I would hate to fire you right away and put some clothes on we do work around here |
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need an office manager?
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I want be the naughty mail boy; who makes special deliveries to all the female top executives. Sorry all ready have help in the mail room, so you be our coffee fetcher |
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I would like to me the security guy....so I can watch all of you through the spy cameras
 (only for your safety)
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Ok, the boss in the house for 15 more minutes... so everyone should be on there best behavior.
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need an office manager? Nope that would be me, how about secretary |
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good morning all Maybe I could be the massage therapist for the company 
Yes, but keep your clothes on, we will have no hanky panky here 
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Edited by
bad_girl
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Thu 02/07/08 07:43 AM
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I would like to me the security guy....so I can watch all of you through the spy cameras (only for your safety)
Yes you can but whpe that smirk off of your face |
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good morning all Maybe I could be the massage therapist for the company
Yes, but keep your clothes on, we will have no hanky panky here
OH LALA, Im there Naked workplace whoopee
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I would like to me the security guy....so I can watch all of you through the spy cameras (only for your safety)
As long as you can up hold confidentiality, because I can not say exactly what kind of stuff will happen in my office. |
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I would like to me the security guy....so I can watch all of you through the spy cameras (only for your safety)
As long as you can up hold confidentiality, because I can not say exactly what kind of stuff will happen in my office. BRAVO MS PREZ YOU ROCK |
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need an office manager? your hired..... and for the next couple hours you will be in charge of hiring... I love delegating responsibility. |
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Can I be bored at home and still get a job??
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Coffee fetcher? How about a gardner. I'm a great bush trimmer.
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good morning all Maybe I could be the massage therapist for the company
Yes, but keep your clothes on, we will have no hanky panky here
OH LALA, Im there Naked workplace whoopee
Upon further review of our HR policies .... oh da hell with it , if no ones knows, WHO cares , RIGHT ??? I 'm in for that as well ...
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