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Topic: BORED AT WORK CLUB
lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Thu 02/07/08 07:51 AM
Can I be bored at home and still get a job?? yes but what juob would you like to apply for?

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Thu 02/07/08 07:51 AM
I'll be your personal assistant. Sexual Harrassment is permitted OK Hired

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Thu 02/07/08 07:52 AM
That is a given Secretary, Send all calls to my voicemail, while I am out of the office. I am having an extended lunch.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 02/07/08 07:52 AM
Tanya have a great day we might have an office when you get back ~Offical Memo~ Anyone catch doing work, answering phones, filing paperwork, organizing their desks or any other work related activity while I am out of the office, will be serverely punished in the privacy of my office, well besides what the security guards sees on the cameras. I will be back in the office at my earliest convenience. Everyone have a non-productive day. Tanya AKA MS PREZ GREAT JOB, keep up the hard work!!! 25% Raise for you!!!

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Thu 02/07/08 07:52 AM
I'm knackered and I have a real job to go to jen keep the chaos in order for me wiil you

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Thu 02/07/08 07:52 AM
Can I be the office slacker? I have a lot of experience hired every office needs one

zman000081 Joined Thu 11/29/07 Posts: 4859	Thu 02/07/08 07:52 AM
Anything that yall want. I make dreams come to life .

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Thu 02/07/08 07:52 AM
Ok can I join please???? what job would you like?

Sapphiremind Joined Fri 11/23/07 Posts: 241	Thu 02/07/08 07:53 AM
Because I'm that Constuction worker across the street working on that Highrise...You look at me me out your window...All Day!

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Thu 02/07/08 07:53 AM
I guess I can be the janitor. After all, someones got to clean up the sh*t flying around the room. You have to check with HR and Maintance to see if they need another person in that's dept

bookworm Joined Thu 07/05/07 Posts: 2748	Thu 02/07/08 07:54 AM
Okay, here's the really bad part: I work from home and I'm sometimes bored at work.

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Thu 02/07/08 07:54 AM
Because I'm that Constuction worker across the street working on that Highrise...You look at me me out your window...All Day! ahh you are why all the woman are always by the window

Sapphiremind Joined Fri 11/23/07 Posts: 241	Thu 02/07/08 07:54 AM
Sorry folks....Have to Quit the low paying office gig! Bennies are ****!

rozey2680 Joined Fri 11/10/06 Posts: 13559	Thu 02/07/08 07:55 AM
Ok can I join please???? And you dear what are your qualifications od do I dare ask specific qualifications? I'm a GREAT slacker!!!!

Sapphiremind Joined Fri 11/23/07 Posts: 241	Thu 02/07/08 07:55 AM
Yup....giving back that glancing look...blowing kisses...

shoes4rhon Joined Sat 02/02/08 Posts: 3411	Thu 02/07/08 07:56 AM
be back later I have a massage to do

Sapphiremind Joined Fri 11/23/07 Posts: 241	Thu 02/07/08 07:57 AM
Massage? Oh My? My neck and back ache...24/7

medic_4981 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 176	Thu 02/07/08 08:07 AM
I'll offer to be the stand by medic in case of emergency. While I'm waiting, I'll hold CPR and First Aid classes.

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Thu 02/07/08 08:09 AM
who's HR? Shouldn't they be taking care of the hiring?

Starhawk Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 2164	Thu 02/07/08 08:13 AM
Is Masterbation Involved ?