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Topic: BORED AT WORK CLUB
Craigmo Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 19	Thu 02/07/08 09:19 AM
Does anybody need a personal assistant?

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Thu 02/07/08 09:20 AM
Does anybody need a personal assistant? I do.

Craigmo Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 19	Thu 02/07/08 09:20 AM
Does anybody need a personal assistant? I do. Do I actually have to assist?

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Thu 02/07/08 09:21 AM
Hey what the hell is going on in here, this is your VP, why aren;t you guys working? I have a private office... and I'm going to lunch I'll be back in 2 hours.

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Thu 02/07/08 09:21 AM
Does anybody need a personal assistant? I do. Do I actually have to assist? yes. Take my calls for the next 2 hours. I have a lunch date.

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Thu 02/07/08 09:23 AM
Hey what the hell is going on in here, this is your VP, why aren;t you guys working? This is the beauty of working in HR .. the door is ALWAYS closed, private converstaions ya know , so you can NEVER tell IF I am , or not Yea well how about I take yuo behind closed doors and give yuo a what to

Craigmo Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 19	Thu 02/07/08 09:23 AM
Does anybody need a personal assistant? I do. Do I actually have to assist? yes. Take my calls for the next 2 hours. I have a lunch date. OK but if any women call I will ask them out on a date.

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Thu 02/07/08 09:25 AM
NOT I am second in command here so get to work, and behave Does anybody need a personal assistant? I do. Do I actually have to assist? yes. Take my calls for the next 2 hours. I have a lunch date. OK but if any women call I will ask them out on a date.

musclehd Joined Wed 11/14/07 Posts: 5015	Thu 02/07/08 09:28 AM
guess i'm joining the club

Craigmo Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 19	Thu 02/07/08 09:28 AM
Hey who is HR around here I want to file a complaint against bad_girl

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Thu 02/07/08 09:30 AM
I am the Vice presidnt so you have to file the complaint with me first, then HR. So what is your complaint sweetheart? Hey who is HR around here I want to file a complaint against bad_girl

Craigmo Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 19	Thu 02/07/08 09:33 AM
I am the Vice presidnt so you have to file the complaint with me first, then HR. So what is your complaint sweetheart? Hey who is HR around here I want to file a complaint against bad_girl You told me to "behave". That is a hostile work environment.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 02/07/08 09:44 AM
Quick the boss is back in the office everyone look busy!!!!

Craigmo Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 19	Thu 02/07/08 09:45 AM
Quick the boss is back in the office everyone look busy!!!! Whew you almost caught me.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 02/07/08 09:47 AM
Secretary, Messages please.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 02/07/08 10:04 AM
where is my secretary? She's fired. I'll be in my office and I don't want to be distrubed.

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Thu 02/07/08 10:08 AM
where is my secretary? She's fired. I'll be in my office and I don't want to be distrubed. Tanya, these people in here are out of hand, so I am firing them all and we are going to have my recruiter try to find some new people, is that ok. If the ones in here want to keep there jobs, please let mek now and we will tlak

Craigmo Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 19	Thu 02/07/08 10:11 AM
May I have a promotion to Senior Butt Kisser?

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Thu 02/07/08 10:14 AM
May I have a promotion to Senior Butt Kisser? Craig, you are already there but we need to move your office okay.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 02/07/08 10:18 AM
where is my secretary? She's fired. I'll be in my office and I don't want to be distrubed. Tanya, these people in here are out of hand, so I am firing them all and we are going to have my recruiter try to find some new people, is that ok. If the ones in here want to keep there jobs, please let mek now and we will tlak Do whatever you need to do!