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Topic: BORED AT WORK CLUB
lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Thu 02/07/08 08:19 AM
I'll offer to be the stand by medic in case of emergency. While I'm waiting, I'll hold CPR and First Aid classes. hired

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Thu 02/07/08 08:19 AM
Can I be the office slacker? I have a lot of experience YEP YES!!!! Now I get to do nothing and just post silly replies all day long...........wait, that's what I did yesterday.....

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 02/07/08 08:19 AM
who's HR? Shouldn't they be taking care of the hiring? Ahem .. sorry ... I just do "policies " here in HR .. that is PERSONNEL Dept.

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Thu 02/07/08 08:20 AM
Can I be the office slacker? I have a lot of experience YEP YES!!!! Now I get to do nothing and just post silly replies all day long...........wait, that's what I did yesterday..... lol that's what we all do...

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Thu 02/07/08 08:20 AM
who's HR? Shouldn't they be taking care of the hiring? Ahem .. sorry ... I just do "policies " here in HR .. that is PERSONNEL Dept. Crap we need a personnal Dept.

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 02/07/08 08:21 AM
good morning all Maybe I could be the massage therapist for the company Yes, but keep your clothes on, we will have no hanky panky here Don't worry I am very professional my clothes stay on you have to take off yours OH LALA, Im there Naked workplace whoopee Upon further review of our HR policies .... oh da hell with it , if no ones knows, WHO cares , RIGHT ??? I 'm in for that as well ... I will make sure that I have the forms filled out and meet all Hepa requirements - and I will keep the nakedness fully out of view of everyone but ME he he no I will keep them covered .. come on hr dude trust me We here in the HR department trust no one, UNLESS it is written, in triplicate , ( OR A HUGE PAY OFF ssshhhhhhh )

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Thu 02/07/08 08:21 AM
Can I be the office slacker? I have a lot of experience YEP YES!!!! Now I get to do nothing and just post silly replies all day long...........wait, that's what I did yesterday..... lol that's what we all do... I know - work is starting to take a back seat to JSH. I think I may need an intervention soon.

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Thu 02/07/08 08:24 AM
Can I be the office slacker? I have a lot of experience YEP YES!!!! Now I get to do nothing and just post silly replies all day long...........wait, that's what I did yesterday..... lol that's what we all do... I know - work is starting to take a back seat to JSH. I think I may need an intervention soon. I think that most people on JSH do... but not me I can stop any time I want.

medic_4981 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 176	Thu 02/07/08 08:26 AM
I hope this company offers a good vision insurance policy. I'm going blind reading these posts!!

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Thu 02/07/08 08:27 AM
I hope this company offers a good vision insurance policy. I'm going blind reading these posts!! Yo uhave to have been working here for 90 days before any insurance kicks in. Sorry.

medic_4981 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 176	Thu 02/07/08 08:28 AM
Well, in that case, you may expect a call from my union rep!!

medic_4981 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 176	Thu 02/07/08 08:30 AM
wait, just occured to me. We have policy being developed and diseminated by a youngster who learned her management style from her former governor!!! And I don't mean Mrs Richards!!!!

Myisland50 Joined Thu 07/19/07 Posts: 6517	Thu 02/07/08 08:38 AM
This ain't a democracy,,, It's corporate america You want vision insurance, got to Canada As the CFO,,I'd like to anounce all lunch breaks are hearby cancelled. You need to do some WORK before you go back to JSH

medic_4981 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 176	Thu 02/07/08 08:42 AM
Well since I have built and sold a business to corporate America...I hereby tender an offer of a hostile takeover . The offer will contain cash and stock with future options. The price is a 32% premium over todays market value. You will be reassigned from CFO to head nurse effective immediately!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 02/07/08 08:43 AM
This ain't a democracy,,, It's corporate america You want vision insurance, got to Canada As the CFO,,I'd like to anounce all lunch breaks are hearby cancelled. You need to do some WORK before you go back to JSH Canada is currently on a "beer break" and therefore ALL vision exams are to be self-performed, on documented on the appropriate forms found in all the mail stops on each floor ... thanskfor listening and HAVE A NICE DAY ... Yuor local HR REP

Myisland50 Joined Thu 07/19/07 Posts: 6517	Thu 02/07/08 08:48 AM
Well since I have built and sold a business to corporate America...I hereby tender an offer of a hostile takeover . The offer will contain cash and stock with future options. The price is a 32% premium over todays market value. You will be reassigned from CFO to head nurse effective immediately! Not without a BIG FAT retirement PACKAGE!! This IS america ya know Now open wide and say ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

medic_4981 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 176	Thu 02/07/08 08:49 AM
Oh my...but MYisland what a big strap on you have!!

medic_4981 Joined Fri 10/05/07 Posts: 176	Thu 02/07/08 08:50 AM
we have a golden parachute for you.....

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Thu 02/07/08 09:13 AM
Hey what the hell is going on in here, this is your VP, why aren;t you guys working?

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 02/07/08 09:17 AM
Hey what the hell is going on in here, this is your VP, why aren;t you guys working? This is the beauty of working in HR .. the door is ALWAYS closed, private converstaions ya know , so you can NEVER tell IF I am , or not