Topic: BORED AT WORK CLUB | |
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You mean you have another job? I'm gonna have to check with HR on Monday to see if that's allowed. Its been cleared Lynn,,she needs it to pay her "taxes" here teehee...I am an accountant, I don't pay taxes. j/k..... Well,,then I'm putting you on perfomrance review because i can not imbezzel if you don't pay |
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MESSAGE FROM THE PREZ AND VICE PREZ::
IT IS 5:00 SOMEWHERE HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DID NOT REPORT TO WORK, YOU ARE FIRED, BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT YOUR JOB BACK, EMAIL ME OR LEAVE ME A POST WHY YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR JOB AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU. FOR OUR FAITHFUL EMPLOYEES, HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND, SS YOU BRIGHT AN EARLY MONDAY MORNING, DON'T BE LATE AND OH YEA IT IS CASUAL MONDAY |
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We here in the HR department official sanction this statement to be true .... Party on Garth
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ya mean lunch is over ~hiccup~ |
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Thanks for joining us, but you have been missing, so I fired you. Email me or post me if you are still interested in your job
We here in the HR department official sanction this statement to be true .... Party on Garth |
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NOOOOOO.....not TTO!!
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Yes but you worked today so it is cool {{hiccup}}
ya mean lunch is over ~hiccup~ |
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And you did a little bit of work so have a good weekend
NOOOOOO.....not TTO!! |
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Do I get a bonus???
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ill join if you make this puppy a mascot
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Hell no you are lucky you still have a damn job, just be here monday morning
Do I get a bonus??? |
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This job is a bit on the boring side.... |
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This job is a bit on the boring side.... Well then QUIT, no better yet you are fired we will find someone who will enjoy it |
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Edited by
FreshMountainAir
on
Fri 02/08/08 02:40 PM
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Well what did you expect .....This is the bored at work thread |
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Well what did you expect .....This is the bored at work thread |
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So am I still fired???
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GOOD MORNING EVEYONE
THIS IS YOU VP SPEAKING AND SINCE I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM THE PREZ IN SEVERAL DAYS, I HEREBY DECLARE TODAY A HOLIDAY, SO ENJOY AND I WILL SEE ALL OF YOU BRIGHT EYED AND BUSHY TAILED TOMORROW MORNIN, 8:00 AM SHARP. WE WILL BE HAVIING A MEETING TO DETERMINE WHO IS STILL INTERESTED IN WORKING. PLEASE EMAIL ME OR POST A MESSAGE AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU WHEN I CAN. BUT FOR NOW ENJOY YOUR DAY OFF MISS VP |
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YAY for the Holiday!!!! Thx for the day off.
I'll see ya tomorrow. |
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GOOD MORNING EVEYONE THIS IS YOU VP SPEAKING AND SINCE I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM THE PREZ IN SEVERAL DAYS, I HEREBY DECLARE TODAY A HOLIDAY, SO ENJOY AND I WILL SEE ALL OF YOU BRIGHT EYED AND BUSHY TAILED TOMORROW MORNIN, 8:00 AM SHARP. WE WILL BE HAVIING A MEETING TO DETERMINE WHO IS STILL INTERESTED IN WORKING. PLEASE EMAIL ME OR POST A MESSAGE AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU WHEN I CAN. BUT FOR NOW ENJOY YOUR DAY OFF MISS VP Awesome, thanks for the day off Badgirl, I need to go get a manicure, can you write me a note for my Boss. |
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Ya, know MS VP, your REALLY throwing a CRIMP in my lunches. It is VERY hard to justify to the Board of Directors, whyI had to take clients out when the office is CLOSED Down?!?!??!
would you sign my weekend expense report before I Leave for the day? |
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