Topic: BORED AT WORK CLUB | |
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I want be the naughty mail boy; who makes special deliveries to all the female top executives. |
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Ok can I join please????
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Can I be the office slacker? I have a lot of experience
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I guess I can be the janitor. After all, someones got to clean up the sh*t flying around the room.
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Coffee fetcher? How about a gardner. I'm a great bush trimmer. |
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good morning all Maybe I could be the massage therapist for the company Yes, but keep your clothes on, we will have no hanky panky here OH LALA, Im there Naked workplace whoopee Upon further review of our HR policies .... oh da hell with it , if no ones knows, WHO cares , RIGHT ??? I 'm in for that as well ... |
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Can I be bored at home and still get a job?? Nope we want productivity |
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~Offical Memo~
Anyone catch doing work, answering phones, filing paperwork, organizing their desks or any other work related activity while I am out of the office, will be serverely punished in the privacy of my office, well besides what the security guards sees on the cameras. I will be back in the office at my earliest convenience. Everyone have a non-productive day. Tanya AKA MS PREZ |
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Can I be the office slacker? I have a lot of experience YEP |
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I guess I can be the janitor. After all, someones got to clean up the sh*t flying around the room. YEP |
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Ok can I join please???? And you dear what are your qualifications od do I dare ask |
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Coffee fetcher? How about a gardner. I'm a great bush trimmer. That you hon |
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Can I have my job back.
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I keep noddin off at my cubicle
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Edited by
bad_girl
on
Thu 02/07/08 07:50 AM
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Tanya have a great day we might have an office when you get back
~Offical Memo~ Anyone catch doing work, answering phones, filing paperwork, organizing their desks or any other work related activity while I am out of the office, will be serverely punished in the privacy of my office, well besides what the security guards sees on the cameras. I will be back in the office at my earliest convenience. Everyone have a non-productive day. Tanya AKA MS PREZ |
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Can I have my job back. What can you do |
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Gald I'm always Late or Absent ...and for Good Reasons!
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I'll be your personal assistant. Sexual Harrassment is permitted
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Secretary,
Send all calls to my voicemail, while I am out of the office. I am having an extended lunch. |
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I keep noddin off at my cubicle Go back to sleep that is what you do best |
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