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Topic: BORED AT WORK CLUB
bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Thu 02/07/08 10:23 AM
Okay and I will let you know what I have decided. But you need to send me an email, you have that damn filter and I can't get through to you. where is my secretary? She's fired. I'll be in my office and I don't want to be distrubed. Tanya, these people in here are out of hand, so I am firing them all and we are going to have my recruiter try to find some new people, is that ok. If the ones in here want to keep there jobs, please let mek now and we will tlak Do whatever you need to do!

TwoTallOne Joined Thu 01/04/07 Posts: 16854	Thu 02/07/08 10:26 AM
Hey what the hell is going on in here, this is your VP, why aren;t you guys working? This is the beauty of working in HR .. the door is ALWAYS closed, private converstaions ya know , so you can NEVER tell IF I am , or not Yea well how about I take yuo behind closed doors and give yuo a what to I much preferr the "what FOR ", compared to the " what to "

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Thu 02/07/08 10:27 AM
Ok then a what for Hey what the hell is going on in here, this is your VP, why aren;t you guys working? This is the beauty of working in HR .. the door is ALWAYS closed, private converstaions ya know , so you can NEVER tell IF I am , or not Yea well how about I take yuo behind closed doors and give yuo a what to I much preferr the "what FOR ", compared to the " what to "

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 02/07/08 10:29 AM
VP, I tried but your filter is blocking. I changed my filter, so try me. tanya

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Thu 02/07/08 10:30 AM
VP, I tried but your filter is blocking. I changed my filter, so try me. tanya ok

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Thu 02/07/08 10:31 AM
Done

Craigmo Joined Wed 02/06/08 Posts: 19	Thu 02/07/08 10:35 AM
May I have a promotion to Senior Butt Kisser? Craig, you are already there but we need to move your office okay. As long as I can keep my Swingline Stapler.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 02/07/08 10:40 AM
~Offical Memo~ Work days will from this day forward begin at 9 am and end at 3 pm. If you are late you will receive swift punishment. Don't forget any sick days need to be reported to HR at least 2 weeks in advance. Vacation days need to be reported two years in advance. Any problems with that you can put them in writing and file them in the round filing cabinet. Tanya AKA MS PREZ

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Thu 02/07/08 10:52 AM
Oh God I go to lunch and the bosses think they can come down to the first floor and completely undo all my work. That's it. I'm requesting a meeting with the President & VP to go over what's going on here.

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Thu 02/07/08 10:53 AM
May I have a promotion to Senior Butt Kisser? Craig, you are already there but we need to move your office okay. As long as I can keep my Swingline Stapler. Yeah, where are you going? And where are my messages?

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Thu 02/07/08 10:56 AM
Oh God I go to lunch and the bosses think they can come down to the first floor and completely undo all my work. That's it. I'm requesting a meeting with the President & VP to go over what's going on here. Young lady, we rule this thread and we will discuss this at a later date, at our covenience.

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Thu 02/07/08 11:07 AM
Oh God I go to lunch and the bosses think they can come down to the first floor and completely undo all my work. That's it. I'm requesting a meeting with the President & VP to go over what's going on here. Young lady, we rule this thread and we will discuss this at a later date, at our covenience. but but but.... you made me office manager... then what should I do. I know, I'm going to go visit our customers. I'll be back.

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Thu 02/07/08 11:11 AM
Good Girl Oh God I go to lunch and the bosses think they can come down to the first floor and completely undo all my work. That's it. I'm requesting a meeting with the President & VP to go over what's going on here. Young lady, we rule this thread and we will discuss this at a later date, at our covenience. but but but.... you made me office manager... then what should I do. I know, I'm going to go visit our customers. I'll be back.

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Thu 02/07/08 11:16 AM
Good Girl Oh God I go to lunch and the bosses think they can come down to the first floor and completely undo all my work. That's it. I'm requesting a meeting with the President & VP to go over what's going on here. Young lady, we rule this thread and we will discuss this at a later date, at our covenience. but but but.... you made me office manager... then what should I do. I know, I'm going to go visit our customers. I'll be back. oh btw I'll need the company cc tomorrow for a lunch meeting with a possible client.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 02/07/08 11:20 AM
I am out for the rest of the day.... VP... you take care of everything, if I am not in tomorrow you know what to do.

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Fri 02/08/08 05:48 AM
First one in for the day. Where is everyone... And where is my secretary? How can I have no messages if I was out half the day in meeting? Um...I guess I'll get the morning coffee going.

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Fri 02/08/08 05:51 AM
Good Girl and I will be having roll call soon, that is as soon as our lovely prez decides to join us First one in for the day. Where is everyone... And where is my secretary? How can I have no messages if I was out half the day in meeting? Um...I guess I'll get the morning coffee going.

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Fri 02/08/08 05:52 AM
Good Girl and I will be having roll call soon, that is as soon as our lovely prez decides to join us First one in for the day. Where is everyone... And where is my secretary? How can I have no messages if I was out half the day in meeting? Um...I guess I'll get the morning coffee going. Yes Miss VP. Would you like some coffee.

bad_girl Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379	Fri 02/08/08 06:23 AM
Honey you can call me Merle, no Miss please and yes I would love some coffee, cream and one sugar and thank you and these are for you Good Girl and I will be having roll call soon, that is as soon as our lovely prez decides to join us First one in for the day. Where is everyone... And where is my secretary? How can I have no messages if I was out half the day in meeting? Um...I guess I'll get the morning coffee going. Yes Miss VP. Would you like some coffee.

lynn83 Joined Sun 01/27/08 Posts: 646	Fri 02/08/08 06:33 AM
Honey you can call me Merle, no Miss please and yes I would love some coffee, cream and one sugar and thank you and these are for you Good Girl and I will be having roll call soon, that is as soon as our lovely prez decides to join us First one in for the day. Where is everyone... And where is my secretary? How can I have no messages if I was out half the day in meeting? Um...I guess I'll get the morning coffee going. Yes Miss VP. Would you like some coffee. Merle, Here's your coffee just like you asked: cream and one sugar