You know you shouldn't like it but you do.
You try to hide that from your friends but you also must enjoy it.
Eventually, you let the cat out of the bag because its impossible to hide it any longer.

For me, I am addicted to Syfy Original/The Asylum movies. I gotta watch them. They're really bad movies but I can't help but to see every single one when I find out about it. I shouldn't like them. I detest poorly made movies with a passion. I hate that I must watch these.
Sometimes I get so worked up while watching them I actually yell at the screen.
My gf thinks I'm funny as hell.

Another for me is the fact I love big block engines in muscle cars. Gas guzzeling, pollution spewing power. The kind which can eat the pavement and set the tires on fire. I know there are faster, more efficient cars but I get such a guilty rush from slapping four. Plus, uncap those headders and I almost orgasm at the raw sound. My kids call me a dinosaur but I don't care anymore.

I like cursing at random people on the street and cursing at red traffic lights. Apparently I am like a demon when I am cycling, even if I obey all rules of the road

I like making up stories about random people and things I see. Usually having to do with science fiction. The longer I watch, the more detailed the stories become. What's worse is the fact sometimes I verbalize them. People who hear me look at me really wierd, like "What's he on?". I find it embarassing.

I have to watch the original Star Trek series every night. It is an obsession. I also hate being late for anything. I don't think I was ever late for work or an appointment. I have to sit in my favorite booth all the time at the restaurant I go to and will push little ole ladies out of the way to get there first. Ok, not that bad but I do rush to get there to beat other people. I think I am just impatient a lot.

I have nothing to hide because I don't have friends.

I talk to animals before I talk to their owners. I can't stop myself and I definitely can't hide it. I can't help myself. I get so excited to see people walking their dogs towards me, or cats lounging on the pavements.

I love afternoon naps.

I have some unusual toys Not really shameful but I do make sure my mum and dad don’t stumble on them when they stay.

I sometimes like to wear a white haz-mat suit,
then go spray paint a large red X in random
people's driveways.

Okay...
I'm not ashamed of that.
Plus, I'm pretty sure I've
already posted that on the
site.

So...
It's probably not a secret.

Sometimes I put ketchup on my scrambled eggs.

Meow

Do you meow at cats as well?

Watching chick flicks and sniffling when it gets sad
Eating whole bags of doritos
Using way too much yummy coffee creamer and even skipping the coffee sometimes
Throwing any food I have in a pot together -mixing it up and calling it cooking
Dancing around all stupid like with my pups with a goofy look on my face
Computer games

I could do this all day

Yes. But normally only to the one cat we have at home. I go in for huge pats if the neighbourhood cats will let me... My favorites are the dogs though. I just miss having one so much.

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I still have my fishing desk.

Haven't done it a long time but,

I used to live across the street from a soy bean field.
I would put my fishing gear on (with my hat of hooks) take my desk and my fishing pole out in the field.
I'd sit on my desk and fish in the bean field, waving at people as they drove by on their way home from work.
It was funny and fun.

If I have to fart in a store, I look for an aisle with a baby in it.

Sometimes I stand in the path of people on their cell phones to see if they will run into me.

You have gone too far!

The cats in the neighborhood? Aye, I talk to them as well. And I am kinda upset, if they ignore me

It irritates me to see a throw rug wrinkled up.
I must make it lay flat.
I will actually stop what I'm doing to straighten one out.

Me too, well, I've got 2 or 3 friends but don't see them much especially during this crappy pandemic!
So, I've nothing to hide or keep secret from people who I don't know