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What makes a woman beautiful?
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All women are beautiful...some just wear it on the outside.
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What makes a woman beautiful? Beer |
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It is the zest for life, that inner happiness that shows on her face, confidence. These are the things that make a woman beautiful.
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make up....
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make up.... 
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All women are beautiful...some just wear it on the outside.
Now, ain't that the truth Mr.M :-) |
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intimacy
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intimacy
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make up....
Welp...by that reaction thought you were a girl...*sigh* even ppl of my own gender are against me *lonely sigh* ~ |
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Edited by
Beachfarmer
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Tue 07/18/17 11:04 AM
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The way she bites her lower lip when concentrating.
When she rolls her eyes at my dirty jokes and swears like a sailor when passionate. She takes my breath away with bedhead and ripped blue jeans or evening gown. She cries at sunsets and is completely composed in the most dire emergency. She puts her drinking glass right on the couch when reading....annoys the hell out of me....but it's so "her" Who knows? She gets under my skin and kisses my soul at the same time. |
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The way she bites her lower lip when concentrating. When she rolls her eyes at my dirty jokes and swears like a sailor when passionate. She takes my breath away with bedhead and ripped blue jeans or evening gown. She cries at sunsets and is completely composed in the most dire emergency. She puts her drinking glass right on the couch when reading....annoys the hell out of me....but it's so "her" Who knows? She gets under my skin and kisses my soul at the same time. I like that, Mr Beach |
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This is one of those trick questions isn't it?
Everything makes you beautiful dear, everything. Can we please get in the car now, I'm hungry and we're gunna miss our reservation. |
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The way she bites her lower lip when concentrating. When she rolls her eyes at my dirty jokes and swears like a sailor when passionate. She takes my breath away with bedhead and ripped blue jeans or evening gown. She cries at sunsets and is completely composed in the most dire emergency. She puts her drinking glass right on the couch when reading....annoys the hell out of me....but it's so "her" Who knows? She gets under my skin and kisses my soul at the same time. I like that, Mr Beach 
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Not being a pain in the assignment so often
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It maybe more about the inside than the outside tho!
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When they get into the back of the van without even being offered candy.
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Woman - A Chemical Analysis
Element: Woman Symbol: Wo Discover: Adam Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40-200kg Occurrences: Copious quantities in all urban areas Physical Properties: 1. Surface usually covered in painted film. 2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter if incorrectly used. 5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places. Chemical Properties: 1. Has great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason. 4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man. Common Uses: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. 3. Very effective cleaning agent. Tests: 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state. 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. Hazards: 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other. 3. Should you experience itching, burning or rash, discontinue use immediately and seek medical treatment. Based on an unoriginal email forwarded by Dave Willens, February 1995. In all fairness: Chemical Analysis of Man
Element: Man Symbol: Ah (short for a**h***, a common French root used to identify the element) Discover: Eve Atomic Mass: Accepted at 7 inches, wavy brown hair, 6' 0" in length, though some isotopes can be as short as 4 inches yet weigh 200+ Kg Occurrences: Found following dual element Wo, often in high concentration near a perfect Wo specimen. (Experimental evidence: any beach on any coast) Physical properties: Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-OH (any alcohol) Tends to fall into very low energy state dirrectly after reaction with Wo (Snore ... zzzzz) Gains considerable mass as specimen ages, loses reactive nature. Rarely found in pure form after 14th year. Often damaged as a direct result of unlucky reaction with poluted form of the Wo common ore. Chemical properties: All forms desire reaction with Wo, even when no further reaction is possible. May react with several Wo isotopes in short period under extremely favorable conditions. Usually willing to react with what ever is available. Reaction Rates range from aborted/non- existant to Pre-interaction effects (which tend to turn the specimen bright red and send it to react with Sa, the sex analysist) Reaction styles vary from extremely slow, calm and wet to violent/bloody. Storage: Best results apparently near 18 for high reaction rate, 25-35 for favourable reaction style. Uses: Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late at night, free dinners for Wo... Tests: Pure specimen will rarely reveal purity, while reacted specimens broadcast information on many wavelengths. Caution: Tends to react extremely violently when other Man interferes with reaction to a particular Wo specimen. Otherwise very malleable under correct conditions. Based on an unoriginal email forwarded by Sue Sinclair, May 1995. |
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independent
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All women are beautiful...some just wear it on the outside.
Smart Answer but True 
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