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F@&$ me if I'm wrong.... but is your name Michelle
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Guess what I'm wearing?
The smile you gave me. |
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Help me honey....you just took my breath away and I need some mouth to mouth
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Do you have pencil? Cause I want to erase your past & write our future
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My name doesn't rhyme with anything good....wanna shag anyway? HAHAHA I only just twigged on this Beachfarmer and had to log in. No, my name is not Chuck! LMAO |
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You look strong, can you come home with me and help me change my dad's diaper?
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I noticed that you are not as fresh as you could be, want to come home with me? I have baby wipes...
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I have something for that bad breath. Put your hand in my pocket and feel around, its in there, I promise.
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I saw you here last night. I covered all my mirrors at home so you you can come home with me tonight.
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Your picture is attractive.
Gaaaaaw I hope you are interesting. ![]() |
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Hmm, lets see....
Hi, it looks like you have bumps in ALL the right places. or.... "So, What do you do?" "I'm an explorer." "Really? What do you like to explore?" "Well, you. I want to explore ALL your hills and valleys!" |
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I rubbed up against a woman one time and it was wonderful.
Can I rub up against you to see if it feels the same? |
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Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
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Could you help me write a love letter? I'm really hung up on U and I.
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You look strong, can you come home with me and help me change my dad's diaper? ![]() |
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"You have a good facial bone structure." That was from a pathologist!
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Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
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You're picture perfect, but I still wouldn't mind going with you into a darkroom to see what developes.
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Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back!
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