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| Topic: Worst pickup lines ever! 😂 | |
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ME: so let me see, your best words are: you, me, kissing, marrying... do you have other things in mind?
HIM: yes, of course... I have a beautiful dog, I do everything with him! I mean everything.... ME: hold on.... (just block him and the dog  )
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If I were to ask you to come back to my place tonight, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
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Are you the colonel Empire? Cause I'm really India... 
 Watched a bartender friend who gets hit on all the time.
Some clown said.. ...You must be from Jamaica cause Jamaica me horny. (not skipping a beat) she replies.. ...Well you must be from the Yukon cause Yukon go @!×$ yourself. |
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You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  
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You look familiar, have I seen you on mingles2?
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Are you the colonel Empire? Cause I'm really India...
Watched a bartender friend who gets hit on all the time.
Some clown said.. ...You must be from Jamaica cause Jamaica me horny. (not skipping a beat) she replies.. ...Well you must be from the Yukon cause Yukon go @!×$ yourself. Brilliant.
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You remind me of my little toe, I'll probably bang you on the coffee table later......
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Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!
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Dolphins have the tail of a mermaid, you must be maturing very soon
Yes, it is Michael, my niece used to sing it to me when the song came out, she was 4
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You must be a magician, cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears
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You must be a magician, cause every time I look at you, everyone else disappears
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Dolphins have the tail of a mermaid, you must be maturing very soon
Yes, it is Michael, my niece used to sing it to me when the song came out, she was 4
Yah, I guess dolphins do mature, they learn new tricks, and must be out of their flipping mind while flipping their mermaid tail Have you seen Dolphins do tricks?
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Dolphins have the tail of a mermaid, you must be maturing very soon
Yes, it is Michael, my niece used to sing it to me when the song came out, she was 4
Yah, I guess dolphins do mature, they learn new tricks, and must be out of their flipping mind while flipping their mermaid tail Have you seen Dolphins do tricks?
I was saying you're going to be a mermaid silly
No, never seen a dolphin do tricks. |
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Dolphins have the tail of a mermaid, you must be maturing very soon
Yes, it is Michael, my niece used to sing it to me when the song came out, she was 4
Yah, I guess dolphins do mature, they learn new tricks, and must be out of their flipping mind while flipping their mermaid tail Have you seen Dolphins do tricks?
I was saying you're going to be a mermaid silly
No, never seen a dolphin do tricks. Huh!?  never?!  really!? I just showed you a dolphin's trick awhile ago  okay, that must be a silly mermaid!
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Want to come back to my place and watch porn on my 52" mirror.
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If I said you have a great body, would you hold it against me?
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I'm no weatherman, but you can expect more than a couple of inches tonight
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I'm a weather man and the puddles are going to be deep tonight!
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You remind me of my first wife.
--How many times have you been married? Never. |
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Do you know anything about golf?
I could use some help with my putz. |
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