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| Topic: Worst pickup lines ever! 😂 | |
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Guy to a girl:
Can we go out? I think your Stilettos are just my size 
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lets feel the night
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Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
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lol
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Do you have Irish in you
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go for it
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if you can let me have yours for a while
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Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
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My mom always kissed my boo boos.
Runs into the corner of a table, Ouch! Can you help me out here? |
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Hey miss... can i get your phone... lol ( a polite hold up situation)
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cool
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what's funny
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Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!
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Got me? I'll do your body good.
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Hai dear...
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Hai
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This is one of mine. It's my creation, It is my intellectual property.
It goes like this: "You must leave a trail of bodies behind you where ever go, "cause your looks are killer". Game set and match. If the Pope were visiting a nunnery and used that line, it very possibly would turn out to be an orgy of "biblical proportions". LOL!!! |
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Blondey111 Smile if you want to have sex with me 
Actually this one has potential 
I see you're already smiling ... and now I am. BTW this really subtle one inspired by Monty Python: "Want to go back to my place? I am no longer infected" Unlike: "My hovercraft is full of eels" |
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Me: are you ok?
Her: what do you mean? Me: I thought you may have hurt yourself... Her: ??? Me: when you fell from heaven 
Her:  Lmaoo
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Wow some of these are just terrible. Lol
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