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Because you have to be in a certain state of mind to drive on them?
Do Roman paramedics refer to 'IV's as '4's? |
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Yes
What do you say to god when he sneezes. |
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What do you say to god when he sneezes. Here, have a Kleenex. Why did the little pig cry "Wee, wee, wee" all the way home? |
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The little piggy was actually saying "Ghee.... ghee... ghee..." but it was misheard and has been retold incorrectly all of these years.
Why do some kinds of chillies burn your tongue? |
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Because some are jerks and don't know how to be respectful.
Why do so many people brag about volunteering? |
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Because it's more socially acceptable than bragging about how many Pokémon you've caught
Which is the scariest vampire that has ever existed? |
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Sorry what?
I couldn't get passed this pic. Why are vampires so hot? |
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Because they only drink room temperature blood. Never chilled, never hot. Must be room temperature.
Do real monsters go trick-or-treating? |
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Edited by
BreakingGood
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Mon 10/17/16 08:41 PM
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Yes. But they take Halloween off because nobody enjoys posers trying to be like them.
How valuable are musicians? |
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Musicians value can be calculated by: number of instruments they can play + number of songs they've written + age + number of times they use the word 'baby' in their songs.
How do you grow sprouts in your kitchen? |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Tue 10/18/16 04:40 AM
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How do you grow sprouts in your kitchen? Let them watch PBS Kids. Why is Grumpy Cat grumpy? |
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Edited by
bnelson1225
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Tue 10/18/16 05:50 AM
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Because when he goes out he is carried with this:
Do pilots take crash-courses? |
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Edited by
Annagram
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Tue 10/18/16 09:15 AM
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Yes, they take courses taught by the Crash Test Dummies.
If honesty is the best policy, what is the second best policy? |
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If honesty is the best policy, what is the second best policy? Don't get caught. Are we there yet? |
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Nope, we are still here
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? |
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Actually I think it becomes a Hovercat.
What does Fo Shizzle My Nizzle mean? |
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Your about to get your azz kicked for not being black.
What do Black Eyed Peas sing about? |
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About how it's hard being legumes.
What is a mancave? |
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A cave that is decorated with male human heads.
How do bears like to eat our trash? |
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With a proper tablecloth and place setting.
What is the difference between a polar bear and a koala bear? |
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