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That's a guy that dances with bulls.
People say Bull Sh_t all the time. Why is their sh_t so special? |
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That's when that whistling ball of fire come though the atmosphere braking the sound barrier producing a sonic boom and drowns itself in a mud puddle.
What's a champagne super nova? |
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A champagne colored Chevy Nova
Is Santa Claus real? |
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Yes. He's been in many movies.
Why do people still go to the movie theaters? |
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Because you get a free Samsung Galaxy for every movie ticket you buy.
How to you make a grape into a raisin? |
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 Good One!
Tell your wife to remove her makeup.
Why do people still get married? |
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For the gifts from Crate and Barrel! And you get a free Samsung Galaxy for every guest at the wedding.
[ok, last time with the Samsung Galaxy, I swear!] Why are comforters with goose feathers called "down"? |
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Because when you shoot the geese they don't fall UP. Dah
You do people shoot each other? |
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Because they don't belong to a shooting club
Why does my taxi yellow with black and white checkers? |
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So you can play checkers on it when it's stopped at red lights.
Why do people have dreams? |
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because a red and black taxi would just be too boring lol why are the birds in the angry birds game always angry
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so they can afford to live
Why do people have pitch inconsistencies? |
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So you can play checkers on it when it's stopped at red lights. Why do people have dreams? sorry juliet i was supposed to answer to you lol |
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why are the birds in the angry birds game always angry
Because they are stuck in a game. Why do people have pitch inconsistencies? Because pitching mounds throw them off balance. 
Whatever happened to Robot Jones? 
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he made might be with be with bridget jones having a tan in the salon. why do tsunamis
 go towards nearest land and not away where its safer ?
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why do tsunamis go towards nearest land and not away where its safer ?
Because the nearest land is where the snack bars are located. What time is it? |
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It's time to STOP TIME
If your eyes are windows to your soul what is your nose the window to? |
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Witch Powers. It's been proven!
Why do witches wear really tall pointy hats? |
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We... or rather THEY don't.
It's just the fakes and wannabes that do!
What do people in China call their good plates? |
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The ones they can use more then once before they break.
Is China going to be the next super power? |
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