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Who invented frosting? Jack Frost  What are mountain oysters? |
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Oysters that are hidden by the Easter Mountain Lion (a cousin to the Easter Bunny).
What creature is this? 
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What creature is this? Answer:  What do you want for Christmas? |
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365 days of Christmas for the next year.
 What is this creature? 
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A ribbed common with feet
Where are all the good girls hiding? |
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Probably not hiding, I think they're just waiting in line at Starbucks for Pumpkin Spice Lattes.
What are the ingredients for "Pumpkin spice"s? |
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What are the ingredients for "Pumpkin spice"s? A recording contract and some concerts.  Do you know what I want, what I really, really want? |
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I'm thinking you really really really wanna zigazig ha!
Why is this monkey blue?  |
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Why is this monkey blue? Because it ran out of Prozac. Why couldn't Jack Sprat eat any fat? |
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Because it would clog up his hardware.
 When are robots taking over the world? |
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As soon as they learn not play to with their food and how to convert it to energy.
 What makes a SMART car smart? |
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SMART is an acronym for Stupid Men Apparently Reconstructing Toys
 Why do some men think they are superior to everybody else? |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Sun 10/23/16 08:11 PM
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Why do some men think they are superior to everybody else? Because they are compensating for something. Why did Little Bo Peep lose her sheep? |
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Edited by
Annagram
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Sun 10/23/16 08:17 PM
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Because they were disguised as pigs
 Why are pigs feet called hooves? |
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The word hooves is derived from the Latin word hootan which means animal with hard toes. So, it's kind of self explanatory.
How many feet does the most legged animal have? |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Mon 10/24/16 06:16 AM
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How many feet does the most legged animal have?  The same length as the stage at Radio City Music Hall. Keep in mind that 3 feet = 1 yard. Polly want a cracker? 
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Polly would rather have a pocket.
 What is a marsupial? |
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A building with windows.
Where can you buy a car. |
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At a toy store
What happens when u run out of gas? |
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What happens when u run out of gas? You stop farting. Are Mondays really necessary? |
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