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It's already underway
If quizzes are quizzical what are tests? |
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Tests are Testicles. How many balls are in a pound? |
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About 40 or so
Which is the best city in the United States? |
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Which is the best city in the United States? Velocity Are you going to finish that sandwich? |
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no it is eternal
How do you measure success? |
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BBQ ribs.
A lion and a Polar bear pup is called what. |
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A lion and a Polar bear pup is called what. Trouble if you get between them and their mothers. What is the distance between Constantinople and Istanbul? |
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A few hundred years.
Why is glue sticky. |
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That's what bounces off me and sticks to you.
How much do bowling balls weigh? |
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Same as a full piñata!
What does an octopus do when he's drunk? |
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He fights
How many tentacles does a squid have? |
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The perfect amount for hugging
What is caviar? |
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It's one of Chevy's cheaper vehicles.
Did Chevy ever pay back the money our government gave to them? |
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No they spent on a big going away party
How do you skin a cat |
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Very carefully!!
What is in Sleepytime Tea? |
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Edited by
BreakingGood
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Thu 10/13/16 09:05 PM
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A little steel.
What are pliers good for? |
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Its made with catnip
What is catnip also used for |
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Catnip can also be used as dundruff shampoo... everyone knows that
Why is my Himalayan cat shedding so much? |
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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Fri 10/14/16 03:29 AM
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Why is my Himalayan cat shedding so much? Because it needs a place to store all of its catnip. Why is a shed called a shed? |
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Because if you called it anything else no one would know what you are talking about.
Why isn't there mouse- flavored cat food? |
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