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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
Annagram's photo
Wed 10/12/16 08:07 PM
It's already underway



If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?

BreakingGood's photo
Wed 10/12/16 08:17 PM
laugh

Tests are Testicles.



How many balls are in a pound?


Annagram's photo
Wed 10/12/16 08:24 PM
About 40 or so


laugh

Which is the best city in the United States?

Dodo_David's photo
Thu 10/13/16 11:24 AM

Which is the best city in the United States?


Velocity



Are you going to finish that sandwich?

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Thu 10/13/16 03:43 PM
no it is eternal

How do you measure success?

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Thu 10/13/16 03:56 PM
BBQ ribs.

A lion and a Polar bear pup is called what.

Dodo_David's photo
Thu 10/13/16 04:29 PM

A lion and a Polar bear pup is called what.


Trouble if you get between them and their mothers.

What is the distance between Constantinople and Istanbul?

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Thu 10/13/16 04:43 PM
A few hundred years.

Why is glue sticky.

BreakingGood's photo
Thu 10/13/16 07:42 PM
That's what bounces off me and sticks to you. :wink:

How much do bowling balls weigh?

Annagram's photo
Thu 10/13/16 08:05 PM
Same as a full piñata!



What does an octopus do when he's drunk?

BreakingGood's photo
Thu 10/13/16 08:09 PM
He fights




How many tentacles does a squid have?

Annagram's photo
Thu 10/13/16 08:23 PM
The perfect amount for hugging



What is caviar?

BreakingGood's photo
Thu 10/13/16 08:37 PM
It's one of Chevy's cheaper vehicles.



Did Chevy ever pay back the money our government gave to them?

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Thu 10/13/16 08:48 PM
No they spent on a big going away party

How do you skin a cat

Annagram's photo
Thu 10/13/16 08:54 PM
Very carefully!!



What is in Sleepytime Tea?

BreakingGood's photo
Thu 10/13/16 09:03 PM
Edited by BreakingGood on Thu 10/13/16 09:05 PM
A little steel.



What are pliers good for?

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Thu 10/13/16 09:04 PM
Its made with catnip

What is catnip also used for

mzrosie's photo
Fri 10/14/16 01:42 AM
Catnip can also be used as dundruff shampoo... everyone knows that


Why is my Himalayan cat shedding so much? tears

Dodo_David's photo
Fri 10/14/16 03:29 AM
Edited by Dodo_David on Fri 10/14/16 03:29 AM

Why is my Himalayan cat shedding so much? tears


Because it needs a place to store all of its catnip.



Why is a shed called a shed?

Annagram's photo
Fri 10/14/16 11:17 AM
Because if you called it anything else no one would know what you are talking about. laugh

Why isn't there mouse- flavored cat food?

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