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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
Annagram's photo
Mon 10/24/16 04:57 PM
Yes, they provide us with cases of Mondays. laugh



What is the curse of Billy the goat?

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 10/24/16 05:26 PM

What is the curse of Billy the goat?


I don't know. I haven't heard him curse.



What is for dinner?

Annagram's photo
Mon 10/24/16 07:07 PM
Nothing!!



Why do giraffes have such long necks?

BreakingGood's photo
Mon 10/24/16 07:16 PM
Edited by BreakingGood on Mon 10/24/16 07:27 PM
So they don't have to smell all the cr-p left on the ground from all the other animals.



Why can't different species produce offspring?

Annagram's photo
Mon 10/24/16 07:22 PM
They can, they just usually choose not to.


laugh

What do howler monkeys howl about?

BreakingGood's photo
Mon 10/24/16 07:30 PM
laugh



Why do women pretend they don't appreciate the attention?

Annagram's photo
Mon 10/24/16 07:56 PM
Edited by Annagram on Mon 10/24/16 07:57 PM
Because women don't all think and feel the same way. tongue2

[ok, that wasn't a wrong answer, it was a right answer but that was a trick question. laugh ]


What is piggyback art?

BreakingGood's photo
Mon 10/24/16 08:04 PM
Edited by BreakingGood on Mon 10/24/16 08:05 PM
It is some of Kermit's finest work yet.



Why do talented people admired other's work while they themselves sit idle?

Annagram's photo
Mon 10/24/16 08:14 PM
laugh

Because they are probably actually working in the devil's workshop. laugh



How are butterflies related to butter?

BreakingGood's photo
Mon 10/24/16 08:19 PM
Edited by BreakingGood on Mon 10/24/16 08:19 PM
Butterflies morphed from maggots in old rotting vats of butter milk. Now there everywhere. Thank the early settlers for them.



Where did milkmaids get their names from?

Dodo_David's photo
Mon 10/24/16 09:37 PM

Where did milkmaids get their names from?


From Elsie the Cow



Why do bulls have horns?

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Tue 10/25/16 06:02 AM
So they can annoy others in traffic!

When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?

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Tue 10/25/16 06:06 AM
you are a bed :joy: why is halloween a happy occasion?

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Tue 10/25/16 06:06 AM
you are a bed :joy: why is halloween a happy occasion?

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Tue 10/25/16 06:46 AM
Because we never say "Have a bad Halloween"!


Who killed the Dead Sea?

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Tue 10/25/16 07:30 AM
the red sea of course :nerd: why would the stars sometimes fall?

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Tue 10/25/16 07:41 AM
Because their last movie flopped!

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Dodo_David's photo
Tue 10/25/16 09:05 AM
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?


Answer:



Why are Oompa Loompas short?

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Tue 10/25/16 09:16 AM
to make a supercalifragalisticexpialidotious statement? ( i hope i spelled it correctly lol)

why do men pee standing up :joy:

Dodo_David's photo
Tue 10/25/16 09:22 AM

why do men pee standing up :joy:


So that they can write in the snow.

Why can't women put the toilet seat down on their own?

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