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Yes, they provide us with cases of Mondays.
  What is the curse of Billy the goat? |
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What is the curse of Billy the goat? I don't know. I haven't heard him curse.  What is for dinner? |
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Nothing!!
 Why do giraffes have such long necks? |
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Edited by
BreakingGood
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Mon 10/24/16 07:27 PM
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So they don't have to smell all the cr-p left on the ground from all the other animals.
 Why can't different species produce offspring? |
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They can, they just usually choose not to.
 What do howler monkeys howl about? |
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 Why do women pretend they don't appreciate the attention? |
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Edited by
Annagram
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Mon 10/24/16 07:57 PM
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Because women don't all think and feel the same way.
 [ok, that wasn't a wrong answer, it was a right answer but that was a trick question. ] What is piggyback art? |
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Edited by
BreakingGood
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Mon 10/24/16 08:05 PM
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It is some of Kermit's finest work yet.
 Why do talented people admired other's work while they themselves sit idle? |
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Because they are probably actually working in the devil's workshop.  How are butterflies related to butter? |
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Edited by
BreakingGood
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Mon 10/24/16 08:19 PM
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Butterflies morphed from maggots in old rotting vats of butter milk. Now there everywhere. Thank the early settlers for them.
 Where did milkmaids get their names from? |
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Where did milkmaids get their names from? From Elsie the Cow  Why do bulls have horns? |
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So they can annoy others in traffic!
When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress? |
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you are a bed
 why is halloween a happy occasion?
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you are a bed
why is halloween a happy occasion?
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Because we never say "Have a bad Halloween"!
Who killed the Dead Sea? |
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the red sea of course
 why would the stars sometimes fall?
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Because their last movie flopped!
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? |
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What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? Answer:  Why are Oompa Loompas short? |
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to make a supercalifragalisticexpialidotious statement? ( i hope i spelled it correctly lol)
why do men pee standing up
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why do men pee standing up So that they can write in the snow. Why can't women put the toilet seat down on their own? |
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