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Topic: The Wrong Answer Game
Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Fri 10/14/16 01:27 PM
Why isn't there mouse- flavored cat food? Because the mouse trap hasn't been completed. OK, who cut the cheese?

lu_rosemary Joined Wed 09/11/13 Posts: 9123	Fri 10/14/16 05:08 PM
Charlie Sheen -- in two in a half men Who said knowledge is power?

Integrityis1st Joined Sun 07/24/16 Posts: 9956	Fri 10/14/16 06:04 PM
I did after I heard it somewhere else How do you peel an orange?

Annagram Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2574	Fri 10/14/16 07:09 PM Edited by Annagram on Fri 10/14/16 07:09 PM
With help from a specialist What does "from farm to table" mean?

BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Fri 10/14/16 07:16 PM
How many M2 users does it take to cut up a cow?

Annagram Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2574	Fri 10/14/16 07:21 PM Edited by Annagram on Fri 10/14/16 07:38 PM
Oh, let's see... two to be on the lookout for cougars, two or three to complain about the opposite gender, three or so jokesters to make wisecracks throughout the process, one to take selfies, and five to do the actual work. I'm sure I'm missing some. Roughly about 30! Where do babies come from?

BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Fri 10/14/16 07:27 PM
Hola! Which came first the child or the egg?

Annagram Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2574	Fri 10/14/16 07:52 PM Edited by Annagram on Fri 10/14/16 07:46 PM
Hard to tell but I'd say the eggs! What is the best way to eat eggs?

BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Fri 10/14/16 08:03 PM
as little chicks. Thought I was going to do something disgusting didn't you?

Annagram Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2574	Fri 10/14/16 08:08 PM
No, I was just hoping for Breaking Good Eggs recipes! What can you do with wheat grass?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Sat 10/15/16 04:02 AM
What can you do with wheat grass? Smoke it. Does this website make me look fat?

Annagram Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2574	Sat 10/15/16 07:48 AM
No, have some more Halloween candy! Take the whole bowl please! What is a pet peeve?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Sat 10/15/16 09:39 AM
What is a pet peeve? A domesticated peeve, as opposed to a wild one. Have you ever petted a peeve?

Annagram Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2574	Sat 10/15/16 02:25 PM
No, I try to avoid them. Who's ever heard of a snozzberry?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Sat 10/15/16 03:37 PM
Who's ever heard of a snozzberry? King Snozzle of Snozz How do you get down from an elephant?

Annagram Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2574	Sat 10/15/16 06:19 PM
Well, if you go to the Republican National Convention, this is how you can get down with Republicans Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Sat 10/15/16 07:35 PM Edited by Dodo_David on Sat 10/15/16 07:35 PM
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Because the bottle has a restraining order against the glue. Why did the cow jump over the moon?

BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Sat 10/15/16 08:36 PM
He borrowed a friends rocket How many feet are in a mile?

Annagram Joined Sat 06/11/16 Posts: 2574	Sat 10/15/16 09:11 PM
About 1500 How does a Fitbit work?

BreakingGood Joined Tue 07/01/14 Posts: 3182	Sat 10/15/16 09:21 PM
It counts how many times it fails. Why do feet stink?