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Edited by
Dodo_David
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Thu 10/20/16 09:18 PM
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Does no shave November count for pubes? Baby Pubert doesn't shave at all, but he does have cute mustache. Got milk? |
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all out.. but milkmaids a-coming...
Why is the Maytag repairman always sad? |
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Coz his dish ran away with his spoon
Why do birds fly? |
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To collect frequent flyer miles. If they get 1 million miles they get a gold-plated plaque.
What makes the Great Lakes great? |
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What makes the Great Lakes great? Having a public-relations firm promoting them. What is the sound of one hand clapping? |
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It's like this:
What is a rambutan? |
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Edited by
BreakingGood
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Fri 10/21/16 07:52 PM
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They're eggs that Animal, from the Muppets, lays once a week after a good jam session.
What are drum sticks made from? |
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From the ear drums of giants.
What is the best way to catch fish? |
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Put money in front of their faces.
Why is US money green? |
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Because it is generated at Fenway Park by the Green Monster.
In baseball what is a grand slam? |
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in baseball.
What is rope good for? |
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It can work as dental floss in a pinch.
What is one advantage of mass production? |
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Fake painted on eyebrows What lies beneath ? The Gates of Heaven... Why do termites eat wood? |
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Coz porn stars do it
Why was Mona Lisa grinning? |
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because Victoria Secret store just opened in her neighborhood
How do you know if an avocado is ready to be eaten? |
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It starts hitting on u
How do u kno if u had too much to drink? |
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When you change your mind and decide everything is your business.
What is a Dodger? |
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Hot chicks that plays with bats
What are hats used for? |
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You can use them to collect insects and other crawly things when you're not wearing them.
What is a coat of arms? |
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It's a coating for cakes.
Who invented frosting? |
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