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WE DON'T HAVE A PET QUARTERS HERE IN VA....... DAMN IT MISSED OUT AGAIN!!!

well gotta go do the $$ thing..... so I can by me 1 of those FROGS!!!!

be back l8r....

hello drc



There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."

... GOOD TO SEE YA grannit.. & thank you. ;; Not much happenin' .

Guess laura took the day off.. Haven't seen or heard from her.

i havnt seen her either.no clue

Good girl.., hope she's ok...

shes great...i think see was on earlier

She makes the comedy club, don't know what I'd do w/out her

AAAAWWWWWWW YOU 2 MISSED ME,ITS NICE TO KNOW I'M LOVED

NEEDED TO CATCH UP ON MY BEAUTY SLEEP

NOT BEEN FEELING TO GOOD THE LAST 2 DAYS FEEL MUCH BETTER TODAY

GOOD 2 C YA DARLIN'

Red Kneck "romance"He doesn't tease his lover with a feather?HE uses the whole dam Chicken!!!

THANKS TIGGER........

wow dc im impressed!! new redneck comedy club looks like im gonna fit right in yeee haw

KNEW YA WOULD PEACH

thanks dc. u sure do know how to make a girl feel at home

STILL GOT SOME TWEAKIN' 2 DO.... HOPE TO MAKE IT TO 300 LIKE THUMP

no worries there if im around

, YOU SO GOOD 2 ME PEACH

Signs That You are Too Drunk:

You lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

Your job is interfering with your drinking.

Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream.

You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

You fall off the floor..

Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.

At AA meetings you begin: 'Hi my name is.. uh..'

The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in..

You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alchohol, and [Women or Men].

Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.

Roseanne looks good.

That damned pink elephant followed me home again.

You lose articles of clothing(bras,Boxers)